The JoBro Rant

If you like the Jonas Brothers in any way shape or form, leave now! I just saw a few clips about the Jonas brothers online and on television and it's making me cringe to a point where I have to share.

The bubonic plague, World War II, Hurricane Katrina, and the Jonas Brothers. All things have, and continue to plague human history for centuries. Just one note from the Joe Jonas is enough to send me into a blind fury, causing me to inflict pain both to myself and others. The Jonas Brothers would be wise to get a restraining order against me as soon as possible. I really cannot stand anything produced by the JoBros, which includes not only music, but posters, key chains, t-shirts, and associated products.

Honestly, I just don't see their appeal. All of their "music" is far from quality. For one, every sounds the same, and like complete garbage. Secondly, they don't even write their own music. Basically, they are just slaves to Disney, like any other Disney star. Whatever Disney wants them to sing about, they will sing about. Anything that will please the teeny weeny tweenies out ther is what The JoBros produce. I believe that music should have a meaning and message behind it. Some bro fans might argue that they don't listen to it because of the meaning, but rather for its catchiness. I tested this statement by listening to a few JoBro songs. I came to this conclusion - all JB fans are insane. Their is neither meaning nor catchiness to the songs I listened to. It is simply chicken scratch with some irritating voices stacked on top.

It all comes to this boys and girls. Don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. Every product you purchase from them, only adds to their wealth and success, when they clearly don't deserve it. They will only use it to continue their reign of terror on this planet.

No to JoBro,
Cameron

//We allready knew that...

Thanks for the rage though, its always welcomed!

I guess this will now turn into the offical rage on the jobros thread.

your just jealous because they can sing and you can't. If you don't like it then don't listen to it at all and its not like your forced to hear there music.

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Originally Posted by Wilsongb10

your just jealous because they can sing and you can't. If you don't like it then don't listen to it at all and its not like your forced to hear there music.

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The problem is its not their music.

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Originally Posted by Wilsongb10

your just jealous because they can sing and you can't. If you don't like it then don't listen to it at all and its not like your forced to hear there music.

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They can't sing. They sound like whiny little teenagers trying to imitate blues/rock but it still sounds like kids bop.

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Originally Posted by Savage

They can't sing. They sound like whiny little teenagers trying to imitate blues/rock but it still sounds like kids bop.

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LOL Yup thats true.

They think they can sing but no...

idk why evryone likes them so much i rather hear Hanna Montana then

them. (and i dont even like her)

The only people that actually like them are 6-13 year old girls.

I don't mean to be a dick, but if you're a guy and you like them, grow some nuts fool.

I've not listened very much to the JoBro's but from the short clips I've seen occationally, I must say I'm not amused. But my general though on Disney's little teen "talents" are vague.

But Disney's only interest is to make as many bucks as they can off the boys and girls. Which is sad since it really weakens people's vision of real talent.

jobro, jonas brothers, who?

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Originally Posted by Wilsongb10

your just jealous because they can sing and you can't. If you don't like it then don't listen to it at all and its not like your forced to hear there music.

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You're a complete fucking idiot.

And as for the OP, KUDOS x9999999.

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Originally Posted by IQstim

jobro, jonas brothers, who?

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http://www.jonasbrothers.com/

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Originally Posted by Wilsongb10

your just jealous because they can sing and you can't. If you don't like it then don't listen to it at all and its not like your forced to hear there music.

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On the contrary mate, I somewhat am forced to hear them. I turn on the radio, I hear some kids singing about lost love. Turn on the television, hear some kids singing about paranoia or whatever, when they don't have a clue about the actual disease. Turn on my fucking computer, I gotta see their lame faces.

As much as I agree with you, I know I sure as hell would do the same if I was offered their money. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure if someone from disney approached me and said, "Here's a few million pounds, now sing this song and create this image," I would pretty much agree straight away. Who cares if I didn't really like what I was doing, in the end it's going to get me rich. I'd rather get hella rich doing what they're doing than working somewhere boring and tedious and just getting by in life. I know money doesn't necessarily buy happiness, but it sure as hell helps. I feel safe to assume most other people wouldn't decline that offer either.

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Originally Posted by Wilsongb10

your just jealous because they can sing and you can't. If you don't like it then don't listen to it at all and its not like your forced to hear there music.

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Defending the jonas brothers and blue? Holy shit we need to have a group talk wilsong!

I made a Jonas Fags rant on Bebo ages ago:

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JONAS BROTHERS RANT (NO FUCKiNG COMPLAINING)
HEY, im just gonna go on a fucking rant about the untalented, retarded bombshells the Jonas fags.

Lets start shall we.

The Jonas Fags (alternate name for this monstrosity) is a crappy sellout band who gained its only form of popularity (the fucking lowest form, but large) from the Disney Channel, before that nobody even bought tickets to there shows, but now they are in with "MILEYIWOULDSHAGHERBUTSHESUCKSCYRU
S" so obviously that would get some fan base started, eh... what a fucking liberty!

They have done fuck all for there genre of music (they are pop, with a little bit of fag mixed in there for the heck of it) because there singing voices are fucking mediocre along with there SHITTY guitar playing, i mean what the fuck, all they can do is play simple chords like E minor, G, and D.

The Jonas Fags also try there fucking best to steal the spotlight from other members of the band, which you probaly havent even heard of, because the jonas fags have the spotlight aimed at them for some gay reason. Here are the other (VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT) members of the band who make the jonas fags music a tiny bit better.

John Taylor - Lead Guitar (All you know about is the jonas fags playing there shitty chords)
Greg Garbowsky - Bass
Jack Lawless - Drums
Ryan Listman - Keyboard

WAY TO GO JONAS FAGS.

Nick Jonas (Part of the three muskafags) keeps complaining he has diabetes.. oh fucking lord, he has a VERY low level of it, the attention slut he is, other people have it way worse than you, fuck off and die Nick.

Since the jonas fags have been in that failure of a movie "Camp Rock", they have been classified as "Rock" genre, aye, you heard it, FUCKING ROCK.. way to go and shit all over real rock bands you stupid wankers, all you do is copy the style as the beatles and ruin it, because you cant play a guitar and your vocals suck, shit, i wouldnt be surprised if they were using a Guitar Hero Guitar.

To top it all off all the girl fags post on EVERY WEBSITE, EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO, and anything to do with jonas brothers (Either good or bad) I <3 YOU = FUCK OFF YOU FAIL AT LIFE.


Anyway, that was my kind intake on the fags. Have a nice day, and hope you enjoyed it. If your lucky i'll make on on something else, like Twishite, or Camp Cock.

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It was just for my irl friends really, but what the heck. I really hate these guys, and i wouldnt go through the embaressment of playing those songs if i was payed millions by Disney, seriously, i couldnt go through life knowing i am famous because of that.

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Originally Posted by ownage™

As much as I agree with you, I know I sure as hell would do the same if I was offered their money. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure if someone from disney approached me and said, "Here's a few million pounds, now sing this song and create this image," I would pretty much agree straight away. Who cares if I didn't really like what I was doing, in the end it's going to get me rich. I'd rather get hella rich doing what they're doing than working somewhere boring and tedious and just getting by in life. I know money doesn't necessarily buy happiness, but it sure as hell helps. I feel safe to assume most other people wouldn't decline that offer either.

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If you would choose your life like that, then by all means go for it. There's nothing wrong with paying people that much, but when it's for work they don't even do... You sound like a major sell-out though.

i would presume they don't get laid. that's for sure.

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Originally Posted by IQstim

i would presume they don't get laid. that's for sure.

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http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/0...ake_vow_of.php

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Hey i don't gots a probelm with them but i mean not everyone can just write up a song its not easy period. some of the things you just assumed like they just sing whatever disney writes sometimes they may disagree your not wrong though there not as good as they may seem to some. But they have more money and get mores girls then like everyone here all we can do is complain. but i doubt they do anything with them IF they even get with girls i mean they're with disney and look at mike's post thats really gay....i thought that was a lie when i seen that on south park that episode was hilarious i didnt think the jo-bros would actually do something stupid like that im losing the little respect i had for them.

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Oldest brother Kevin, 20, has a ring from Tiffany's that he describes as "pretty rock and roll."

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Fucking faggot. He doesn't even know what rock and roll is.

who the fuck cares. god you all sound like such whiney idiots.

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Originally Posted by troublemaker1111

who the fuck cares. god you all sound like such whiney idiots.

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What did you expect when opening this thread.. The name should of made that pretty clear.. jobro's are terrible.. I'm so glad they don't play it on commercial radio.

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Originally Posted by Mike

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/0...ake_vow_of.php

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You know that's just the Disney label trying to make them look innocent...

People, EVERYTHING about them is fake. It's all the label.

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Originally Posted by troublemaker1111

who the fuck cares. god you all sound like such whiney idiots.

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Likewise.

How you feel about the Jonas Brothers is how I feel about this generation of music. Quality of music became replaced with looks. As long you look good, the song will sell. It applies in music video as well, sometimes having half naked women in them. It is kinda funny because the song, most of the time, have nothing to do sex appeal. In other words, look/sex sells and that is a proven fact.

I went a little off topic.

I wouldn't say that about all music of this generation. Don't get the mainstream radio with "this generation of music." There are hundreds of artists and bands from this generation that play excellent music.

I admit to still having good music still around, but it is scarce. As for hip-hop and rap, it is a lost cause.