Your Hair Smells Wonderful Today!

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Note: I orginally posted this in the World's Longest Thread before the roll back took place.

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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Note: I orginally posted this in the World's Longest Thread before the roll back took place.

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hehe... heard this one before.. still makes me laugh tho.. n1

lmao! :D

im gonna have2 steal that

ROFL
thats a great joke

Hahah lol

LMAO it took me a while to get that joke :P but when i got it, a biIig grin crept across my face. Good one.

ya me too... kinda nasty tho :=/

simply hilarious :P

lucky bastard.. getting to sniff that stuff, lol.

wonder if he can just as easily look under skirts??? mmmmm

lol that was great!

haha... oh dear

roflt XD

hehe, lol
and to think ppl out there have sumthing against midgets

pft

damn...i wanna be a midget too.... >_<