[22:25:28] Nick McKirdy: Grow some pubic hair first Rice
[22:25:32] Rice: what?
[22:25:36] Nick McKirdy: Some ball hair
[22:25:40] Nick McKirdy: grow it first
[22:25:44] Rice: how?
[22:25:52] Tyler :D : squeeze your balls
[22:25:53] Tyler :D : so hard
[22:25:58] Tyler :D : that you enjoy the pain
[22:26:08] Rice: but it hurts when I do that~!
[22:26:23] Tyler :D : thats the whole point
[22:26:23] Nick McKirdy: PAIN FEELS GOOD
[22:26:25] Nick McKirdy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[22:26:27] Nick McKirdy: OH FUCK YES
[22:26:34] Rice: should I try now?
[22:26:55] Tyler :D : Hell yeah, I wanna hear you have a male orgasm.
[22:27:08] Cameron Getty:
http://footjobpost.smut.com/files/20...llington-1.jpg
[22:27:10] Cameron Getty: here she is
[22:27:22] Nick McKirdy: Cameron, you've won a watch mate
[22:27:26] Nick McKirdy: Wait
[22:27:29] Nick McKirdy: he's taking the piss
[22:27:30] Nick McKirdy: hahaha
[22:27:35] Tyler :D :
http://www.premierproductions.ca/wp-...the-sheets.jpg
[22:27:40] Tyler :D : I'd jizz all over her chest.
[22:27:51] Rice: oh shit
[22:27:52] Cameron Getty: you can't jizz tyler
[22:27:56] Cameron Getty: i don't like blondes
[22:27:56] Rice: what
[22:28:00] Nick McKirdy: Have to admit that wench from Paramore
[22:28:06] Rice: what's this jizz thing anyway?
[22:28:09] Rice: is it like
[22:28:13] Rice: urinating?
[22:28:15] Nick McKirdy: She's fit when she has her natural ginger hair
[22:28:16] Tyler :D : Blonde > Brunette
[22:28:20] Cameron Getty: rice are you sewrious
[22:28:23] Cameron Getty: like 100% serious
[22:28:28] Rice: well
[22:28:30] Rice: yes?
[22:28:31] Nick McKirdy: Rice you kid
[22:28:32] Tyler :D : Leave him be.
[22:28:36] Cameron Getty: rice where do you live?
[22:28:39] Tyler :D : He's a little unexperienced in life.
[22:28:44] Cameron Getty: a cave at the bottom of the sea?
[22:28:45] Tyler :D : He comes from Hawaii, what do you expect?
[22:29:09] Cameron Getty: do you have down syndrome
[22:29:42] Rice: nope
[22:29:42] Cameron Getty: my fist smells like cat piss
[22:29:49] Cameron Getty:
http://forum.ragezone.com/f353/raidz...wesome-665437/
[22:29:52] Nick McKirdy: Where's your fist been?
[22:30:09] Cameron Getty: my fist has been
[22:30:14] Cameron Getty: in cat piss
[22:30:22] Cameron Getty: jizz is semen
[22:30:23] Cameron Getty: spem
[22:30:25] Cameron Getty: sperm
[22:30:28] Nick McKirdy: up your bird's vag?
[22:30:35] Cameron Getty: that too
[22:30:40] Nick McKirdy: :P
[22:30:42] Cameron Getty: when you guys have sex
[22:30:47] Cameron Getty: do position #68
[22:30:51] Cameron Getty: if you like cunnilingus
[22:30:54] Nick McKirdy: If I knew what it was
[22:30:58] Rice: what's cunninglus?
[22:31:28] Cameron Getty: when you eat a girl's vagina
[22:31:29] Cameron Getty: lick it and stuff
[22:31:50] Russell (Canon): Fellatio
[22:31:53] Nick McKirdy: so, you a big fan of eating out then cameron?
[22:32:05] Cameron Getty: yes
[22:32:09] Russell (Canon): Heracio Fellatio
[22:32:11] Nick McKirdy: Fair play
[22:32:14] Cameron Getty: hahaha russ
[22:32:28] Cameron Getty: rice
[22:32:32] Cameron Getty: you should have sex
[22:32:34] Cameron Getty: and film it
[22:32:38] Rice: how do i do that
[22:32:41] Rice: i mean
[22:32:42] Cameron Getty: fuck you
[22:32:43] Rice: "sex"
[22:32:49] Cameron Getty: I KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED
[22:32:52] Cameron Getty: WHOEVER SAID THAT!
[22:32:58] Cameron Getty: first
[22:33:02] Cameron Getty: whip your wang out
[22:33:08] Tyler :D : LOL wanf
[22:33:10] Tyler :D : *wang
[22:33:13] Cameron Getty: tear the girls panties off
[22:33:16] Cameron Getty: punch her in the throat
[22:33:26] Cameron Getty: and then bend her over
[22:33:31] Cameron Getty: insert your wang in her butt
[22:33:37] Cameron Getty: vag is for lame asses
[22:33:40] Cameron Getty: butt all the way
[22:33:47] Cameron Getty: make sure you get some lub though
[22:33:48] Cameron Getty: lube
[22:33:58] Cameron Getty: cause you don't want that burning sensation on your wang
[22:33:59] Cameron Getty: like rug burn
[22:34:04] Tyler :D : nor do you want a shitty dick
[22:34:12] Cameron Getty: well if you get a shitty dick
[22:34:14] Cameron Getty: shit happens
[22:34:18] Rice: how do I get this girl
[22:34:20] Rice: in my house
[22:34:21] Rice: O_O
[22:34:22] Cameron Getty: after you have anal, and if she shits on your dick
[22:34:29] Cameron Getty: punch her in the throat again
[22:34:32] Cameron Getty: for defouling your wang
[22:34:37] Tyler :D : LOL
[22:34:42] Cameron Getty: cause that shit doesn't fly
[22:34:46] Cameron Getty: get her in your house
[22:34:46] Cameron Getty: ?
[22:34:49] Cameron Getty: fuck houses
[22:34:53] Cameron Getty: do her in the middle of the street
[22:35:06] Nick McKirdy: copypasta this
[22:35:14] Cameron Getty: ad with the punch to the throat, she'll be so defenseless, it'll take at least 5 minutes for her to defend herself
[22:35:17] Tyler :D : Who the fuck sounds like they're masturbating.
[22:35:25] Cameron Getty: and by that time, you're so premature, you've already ejaculated
[22:35:37] Cameron Getty: and that my friend, is sex
[22:35:39] Cameron Getty: the virgin way
[22:36:04] Tyler :D : I think I just farted so hard/loud, i ripped my asshole.
[22:36:11] Cameron Getty: is this a new lounge thread? i think so
[22:36:43] Cameron Getty: don't ever forget my words, young grasshopper rice
[22:37:11] Cameron Getty: interpretation?
[22:37:19] Cameron Getty: that's how god and jesus and all those guys would have wanted it
[22:37:44] Nick McKirdy: Cameron you just made my evenong
[22:37:47] Nick McKirdy: *evening
[22:37:51] Nick McKirdy: brb going for a wank now
[22:37:53] Cameron Getty: hahaha
[22:37:59] Nick McKirdy: :P
[22:38:05] Cameron Getty: someone post this
[22:38:28] Cameron Getty: then i'll seem arrogant
[22:38:30] Tyler :D : pardon you
[22:38:39] Nick McKirdy: Bagsy!
[22:38:41] Nick McKirdy: :P
[22:38:49] Cameron Getty: what the hell
[22:38:57] Nick McKirdy: Hell the what
[22:38:57] Cameron Getty: im supposed to be wrappoing my girls present
[22:39:03] Nick McKirdy: got her a vibrator?
[22:39:07] Tyler (Valiant): brb
[22:39:08] Russell (Canon): ok no way
[22:39:09] Tyler (Valiant): going for a piss
[22:39:10] Tyler (Valiant): back
