sweet joke about married women and ice cream
A teacher asks her class. "Ten birds are sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one. How many are left?" "None," answers little Ole, "They would all fly away when the hunter fired his gun." "That's not the answer I was looking for," says the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
At the end of the day the boy tells the teacher, "Now I've got a question for you: Three women are eating an ice cream cone. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking the ice cream, and the third is sucking on the bottom of the cone. Which one is married?" "I suppose the one sucking on the cone," the teacher answers after thinking awhile. The boy answers, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking."
