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very sad
I'll be nxt in the cue then. :good: Keira for teh win.
Dunst too. Cuthbert aight too. Wha?
From the FAQ:Quote:
Are you only trying to gain publicity so that more people know who you are?
Does it honestly seem like this is something successfully helping my image?
what about Dushku? (the hot chick from The New Guy)
Meh. *shrugs shoulders*Quote:
Originally Posted by Elessar
that guy owns i hope he gets a date with her
& he'll prove it with a picture. & we'll all say the pics are of a looky likey!Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
lol yeah thats probably quite accurate xD
natalie portman is very very yum
anyone got a picture of her?
god he is sad, and his mouth is massive.
Dusku = OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFG hot.
I went out with her.
Pwned.
Eliza? She is a hawt one.Quote:
Originally Posted by ipixel
Too true.Quote:
Originally Posted by STEELY
Hang your head in shame. For that reason and another :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
Keira Knightley, Kirsten Dunst, Elisha Cuthbert to name 3. I can only HANDLE so many at one time! :brows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Becky
Good list. Add Dushku, Scarlett Johanson and Brittany Murphy to the mix and we can all have a good day tbh ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
last time i saw she had a bald head, not pretty...
Portman? Hair grows back, yah know ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AnDy
Put a trashbag over it or something :P
Shes not that hot.. i'd rather do an iguana ;) Top that a couple times, tell you what.
You sir, need a new pair of pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by youth
teh truth :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn:Quote:
Originally Posted by Striker86
tbh, if he is serious, he should contact mtv and see what they can do ;) They used to have a show on called "Fanatic" where people got to meet their favorite star... I don't know if the show is still on, as I don't watch mtv anymore, but yeah...
Desperate people tbh.
NoPeace - out
Horney people tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoPeace
id fuck anything on 2 legs, 4 if im horny.
Who is Natalie Protman anyway? :chair:
some tramp movie star.
she's no tramp movie star, i think she's quite cute tbh :eh:Quote:
Originally Posted by ipixel
Newayz she played Padme in stars wars ^^
seen the new star wars?Quote:
Originally Posted by ag_512
NoPeace - out
OMFG. I LOVE HER.Quote:
Originally Posted by evilkitten
lol he husband killed her, what a cunt. :zoo_fox4:
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ipixel
be a necro and do her then :1:
NoPeace - out
i maik sax on her faice and touch her loeiverly braists and maik her kess mai testiclaits.
Umm.... Can you say that again in english?Quote:
Originally Posted by ipixel
NoPeace - out
[QUOTE=NoPeace]Umm.... Can you say that again in english?
NoPeace - out[/QUOTE
... just a warning for everyone who wants to know... I can understand what he said and you do NOT want to know. >.<
It's gross. Very very gross. :sick:
I'm going to go wash my eyes out with soap now. >.<
[QUOTE=darkrayne]I make sex on her face and touch her lovely breasts and make her kiss my testicals.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoPeace
There is nothing worng w/ that. Something that you know first hand tbh.
NoPeace - out
lol good for him for trying
instead of trying to find celebrity porn and use a box of tissue....
who is natalie portman?
there you go RsXQuote:
Originally Posted by evilkitten
and a pic
Natalie Portman played Padme in Star warz RsX and she is nice tbh. But that guy who set up a site for Her is really really desperate and crazy tbh.
i hate celebrities irl :P if i would have a chance to date a celebrity that would be Joanne Kelly type of women i like.
picture actually is from movie: going the distance, not an ordinary pic of her.
*runs off and buys the movie* mmmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by STEELY
she was her hottest in leon *rubs legs*
omfg she was that kid in leon?
lol aye thats her
nah she was leon
Carly Pope and Lisa Faulkner and Jessica Alba too tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Becky
That's cos her nxt role requires her to have a shaved head. Or so I've heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnDy
But.. But... She was like.... 13 Yrs old in that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
maybe younger!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
Ex likes the kids.
id rape her face ^^
Well, dunno what 'Leon' is, but I know natalie portman from three main places...Quote:
Originally Posted by ipixel
1) gangly kid in The Professional
2) Pasted-faced teen-queeny in star wars
3) some of THE WORST and most FAKE-LOOKING fake celebrity nudes I have ever seen in my life
so nah, I could never go out with her, it'd just be too wierd :D
@datemenatalie:
Pah. He didn't even say please. :tongue2:
Attached for reference:
Appendix A: Fake Pic 1 - the head is the wrong size, fer fekk's sake!
Appendix B: Fake Pic 2 - umm just very crappy :tongue1:
EDIT: lmao, first site that came up in google when I searched for old natalie portman stuff (trying to find the youngest pic I could, to post it and make fun of Ex hehehe) and got this:
So there you go, they're one and the same :eh: And she was 11 :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by NataliePortman.com
lmao again, listed on the same site in her bio (I'm only reading one page :P) it has listed under favourite books:
So maybe u woulda had a chance, Ex? :rofl1:Quote:
Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov
lol well dug up m8
i genuinly think she played a good part in leon though
Appendix 3: 'Leon' Pic - Just for a bit of a reference for thjose who don't know who we're talking about and what she looked like in this movie XD
I can't rememeber much of the movie, except the part where everything went to sh*t and they had feds busting in the place.. I don't remember much of the acting, tbh :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
oh btw I've got some really old (and funny) piccie of Eliza somewhere, I'll have to find it on my puter here and post it for the fans lol
didnt she try and get it on with leon though? what a filthy whore :|
Natalie looks like shet wid her bald head
eh i dun really like her so i wouldn't go out weith her, but that dude is obsessed