Originally Posted by lilpimpin
4:theirs a blonde a red head and a brunett and their all runnion form the cops...well they all run and hide in the barn an jump and hide in 3 brown vegtable sacks..well the cops walk in and they kick the first sack and the red head goes "meow" and the cops says oh thats a bag of cats, then he kicks the 2nd bag and the brunett barks..then the cop says ooo thats a bag of dogs. well the cop thinks for a sec, kicks the thiird bag and the blonde says "potatoes" :chair:
5: one day a blonde is pulled over by a cop who is also a blonde....well the cop walks up to the car and says may i see ur lisence mam..and the blonde says well what does it look like? and the cop says kinda small and rectangle.and has ur picture on it...well.the blonde goes in her purse and pulls out a small mirror and thinks "hey this has my picture on it and its rectangle....well she hands to the the cop and says is that it...and the blonde cop looks down at it and see her reflection then says..WHOA why didn't ya say u were a cop
6: whats the easter bunny,santa claus, a smart blonde and the toothfairy have in common? well i don't know but none of them exist!