more blonde jokes

1:what do you do when a blode throws a gernade at you? pull the pin and throw it back at her!

2: how do you annoy a dumb blonde? put her in a circluer room and tell her sit in the corner

3: a dumb blonde is driving on a bridge with a drop top convertable with the top down...shes wearing no seat belt...well she drives off the side and into the water with her car...she dies because she couldn't get the door open! :chair:

4:theirs a blonde a red head and a brunett and their all runnion form the cops...well they all run and hide in the barn an jump and hide in 3 brown vegtable sacks..well the cops walk in and they kick the first sack and the red head goes "meow" and the cops says oh thats a bag of cats, then he kicks the 2nd bag and the brunett barks..then the cop says ooo thats a bag of dogs. well the cop thinks for a sec, kicks the thiird bag and the blonde says "potatoes" :chair:

5: one day a blonde is pulled over by a cop who is also a blonde....well the cop walks up to the car and says may i see ur lisence mam..and the blonde says well what does it look like? and the cop says kinda small and rectangle.and has ur picture on it...well.the blonde goes in her purse and pulls out a small mirror and thinks "hey this has my picture on it and its rectangle....well she hands to the the cop and says is that it...and the blonde cop looks down at it and see her reflection then says..WHOA why didn't ya say u were a cop

6: whats the easter bunny,santa claus, a smart blonde and the toothfairy have in common? well i don't know but none of them exist!

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Originally Posted by lilpimpin

4:theirs a blonde a red head and a brunett and their all runnion form the cops...well they all run and hide in the barn an jump and hide in 3 brown vegtable sacks..well the cops walk in and they kick the first sack and the red head goes "meow" and the cops says oh thats a bag of cats, then he kicks the 2nd bag and the brunett barks..then the cop says ooo thats a bag of dogs. well the cop thinks for a sec, kicks the thiird bag and the blonde says "potatoes" :chair:

5: one day a blonde is pulled over by a cop who is also a blonde....well the cop walks up to the car and says may i see ur lisence mam..and the blonde says well what does it look like? and the cop says kinda small and rectangle.and has ur picture on it...well.the blonde goes in her purse and pulls out a small mirror and thinks "hey this has my picture on it and its rectangle....well she hands to the the cop and says is that it...and the blonde cop looks down at it and see her reflection then says..WHOA why didn't ya say u were a cop

6: whats the easter bunny,santa claus, a smart blonde and the toothfairy have in common? well i don't know but none of them exist!

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those three were the best :thumbup:

:roflmao: :lol:
preety good ones m8

6 was my fav there

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Originally Posted by lilpimpin

4:theirs a blonde a red head and a brunett and their all runnion form the cops...well they all run and hide in the barn an jump and hide in 3 brown vegtable sacks..well the cops walk in and they kick the first sack and the red head goes "meow" and the cops says oh thats a bag of cats, then he kicks the 2nd bag and the brunett barks..then the cop says ooo thats a bag of dogs. well the cop thinks for a sec, kicks the thiird bag and the blonde says "potatoes" :chair:

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lol, this one was my fav... I can sorta see one of my friends doing something like that tbh.

haha, lol
first 5 were the bomb !!! :D
keep them coming man

a dumb blonde... isnt that rhetorical lol

i've heard some of those before, but 5 was great:D

Yeah, been around for a while but all still really funny :D.

-Mattio.

PS: How do ya make a Blonde laugh on saturday? tell her a joke on wednesday XD.

Ive heard em before but they are still great lol

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Originally Posted by Mattio

Yeah, been around for a while but all still really funny :D.

-Mattio.

PS: How do ya make a Blonde laugh on saturday? tell her a joke on wednesday XD.

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lmao, i like that one the best tbh.

i'm blonde and i should be offended but i cant help but laugh at these :cry:

Well in my country these r old, but they rock =DD

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Originally Posted by evilkitten

lmao, i like that one the best tbh.

i'm blonde and i should be offended but i cant help but laugh at these :cry:

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:D, hehe yeah don't worry about laughing my freinds are blonde and laugh (when they understand them)

-Mattio

I know there's more blonde jokes on Rz but Search gives meh 18 threads with the word blonde in 'em.
The old ones are the best imo. Look for my 1st ever thread there to!
http://forum.ragezone.com/search.php...d=684267&pp=18

5....

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Originally Posted by Tupac

a dumb blonde... isnt that rhetorical lol

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rflmao yea i guess it is. lol