Am I a Chav?

Seriously? Am I a chav

To be fair I think im the complete opposite of a chav but people on faceparty keep calling me a chav. Its really pissing me off now because I'm nothing like a chav..

a chav to me is this...

Listens to Dance Music, Hard House, Hardcore etc. Which I don't I am TOTALLY URBAN, I find it really hard to like any other sort of music if it is not Hip-Hop or R&B. I like the occasional pop song.

Talks like this... "Ere r mate wot d fuk r u on abtz?" Which is really fucking annoying and I don't speak like that

They Dress in Trackies (or for you americans Sweat Pants) and a stripy jumper with their pants tucked into their socks and wear rockport boots or Nike Shox. Whis again pisses me off! I'm a fashion Guru! I wouldn't leav the house like that even if some1 paid me. I really don't get it.

In order to leave my house I HAVE to have a shower which I them, shampoo, condition my hair. Then clense my face with sum spot wash, and facial scrub. Then I use shower gel and then use soap to really wash my feet and hands.

When I get out the shower I either shave or style my beard. Then I use moisteriser (spelling?) Then I dry my hair and if its goin curly at the back I straighten it. Then style it after I get dressed. Etc.

An chav just use shitty "Wet Look Gel" from the corner shop 59p or somthin and they all have short back and sides.

I go to a hair stylist, use TIGI Bed Head moulding glue which costs near enough

Ur not a chav ur a chocolate boy as my gf says ;P

from hey arnold? :P

Looking it up on Google now lol.

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Originally Posted by Nik-C

I'm more of a fucking girl than a chav I think!

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You said it!

From what I've read you don't sound like a chav at all tbh -- Though I don't know you and so I cant be sure :D

Btw, I heard chav stands for:
"Coucil House Agressive and Violent" - not you from what you've said.

However, I am unfortunate enough to know a couple of chavs personally (as will most people in north london) and they mostly listen garage and hip-hop. Obvioulsy I'm sure all chavs are different (they're people too believe it or not) but from the ones I know they mostly listen to Urban as opposed to what you suggested. Not saying you're a chav cause you listen tourban music, just telling you of my experience.

wow.. long reply -- time for bed :D

What a crazy language you Brits speak...

From reading some of what you wrote... I'm guessing a "chav" is the British equivalent of a "wigger"?

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Originally Posted by Nik-C

with their pants tucked into their socks

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Yep. Definitely sounds like a wigger.

From what you wrote you sure don't sound like a wigger... or a "chav" as you like to call it :P

nope definatley not a "chav" or w/e but more like gay

haha dude u aint a chav m8 :P chavs dont av style ;)

and they like rave which id listen to if i wanted to kill me self lol

what the hell is a chav

What in the world is a chav btw??

a tracksuit warrior lol
a bag head if u will
www.chavscum.co.uk

chav = http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/da...icture_014.jpg

your not a chav nik if anything your a euro boy :P

rofl, sounds kinda weird. but ive checked that website and U MUST NOT BE a chav.

m8 ive met you and u are not a chav :tp:

Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats,

Whats ever you like to call em, there all chavs Kaoii :P


if you ever wanna find a chav heres how:
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

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Originally Posted by MentaL

Ur not a chav ur a chocolate boy as my gf says ;P

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ROF.

Not exactly nik ;x

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=2799

seriously...

what the fucking shit are they thinking when they wake up and get dressed like that

its beyond me it really is

actually chavs drive round on mopheds(or watevr the scooters are called)
they wear what u said
they can afford to listen to music(or get a pc to d/l music)
they speak like "ite m8.init!ill f*kn smash 'im up 4 ya bruvs"

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Originally Posted by Nik-C

I'm more of a fucking girl than a chav I think!
What do you lot think?

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:yes:
it sounds like someone is just trying to piss you off by calling you a chav

i listen to hardhouse and i wear totally different cloths... i geuss again its an english thing :)

You guys need to see real Chavs.
http://langhamboiz.moonfruit.com/
This is what i see all day in school.

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Originally Posted by -Sin-

You guys need to see real Chavs.
http://langhamboiz.moonfruit.com/
This is what i see all day in school.

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London's full of them lol.

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Originally Posted by -Sin-

You guys need to see real Chavs.
http://langhamboiz.moonfruit.com/
This is what i see all day in school.

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LOL ultimate chavs

in surrey mc donalds is called chav donalds since al the chavs hang out there lol

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Originally Posted by Hydra

London's full of them lol.

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Mostly in the North.
Ill live in the east and its fine here not a lot of them.

Unfortunately 'tis true. North London especially. See them whenever I go out with mates.

Hmm, no offence but ya sound like a proper casual "Puff" :D, j/k but your so sterotypical about chavs... so if I looked at someone like you and they were homosexual does that mean you are? As for I think your a chav no I don't I think your someone who has too sit down and think carefully about his opinions on others.

-Mattio

Chocolate boy :

A person who loves himself, allways looks in the mirror, allways checks the way he looks and loves himself, if he could eat himself he would, he thinks hes that damn tasty!

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Originally Posted by MentaL

Chocolate boy :

A person who loves himself, allways looks in the mirror, allways checks the way he looks and loves himself, if he could eat himself he would, he thinks hes that damn tasty!

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thats a new insult added to my dictionary :)

ur to much of a pozer to be a chav lol

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Originally Posted by Mattio

Hmm, no offence but ya sound like a proper casual "Puff" :D, j/k but your so sterotypical about chavs... so if I looked at someone like you and they were homosexual does that mean you are? As for I think your a chav no I don't I think your someone who has too sit down and think carefully about his opinions on others.

-Mattio

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No offence? Well you failed that.

Everyone is sterotypical you faggot.

I think you have to sit down adn think carefully about shutting the fuck up bitch.

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Originally Posted by Nik-C

No offence? Well you failed that.

Everyone is sterotypical you faggot.

I think you have to sit down adn think carefully about shutting the fuck up bitch.

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That's your opinion as I have shown mine tbh. Also "and" is simple grammar please come and talk too me when you can spell.

-Mattio

having met you in real life.... i would say your more like a girl than a chav! But to be fair your also a total legend.... especially after the beating you took at rageparty :). I've been called a chav a few times as well...... Cunts is all i can say :good:

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Originally Posted by Mattio

That's your opinion as I have shown mine tbh. Also "and" is simple grammar please come and talk too me when you can spell.
-Mattio

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Its so obvious that was a typo, thats why I didnt bother editing my post. Stop being lame. We all know you said that because you can't come up with any decent insults don't even waste my time.

You're not a chav, you're a pimp. <3

http://www.ultimatebuzz.net/ the music chavs listen to lol and check out the galliery lol some chav lasses are nice like ^o)

im a chocolate boy tbh :)

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Originally Posted by Nik-C

Its so obvious that was a typo, thats why I didnt bother editing my post. Stop being lame. We all know you said that because you can't come up with any decent insults don't even waste my time.

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Whatever, at least now I can laugh and think it's got you pissed off etc all cause of me voiceing my opinion... I love it when idiots burn themselfs out.

-Mattio

your rite ur more of a girl than a chav lol :P j/k oh and most chavs around my area listen to rap more than anything :| sum of em dont even like dance etc :S or when they listen to it its only in a car speeding past at 90 od mph lol not that chav cars can go that fast :P

edit: oh and all them songs with repetative silly voices r total pants .. i only like the trance bits lol.

i <3 trance and no i aint a chav, i despise chav scum

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Originally Posted by Mattio

Whatever, at least now I can laugh and think it's got you pissed off etc all cause of me voiceing my opinion... I love it when idiots burn themselfs out.
-Mattio

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My God I Love It When Idiots Burn THEMSELVES Out.

Voiceing Isn't A Word - Great Typo Dipshit!!!

Voicing -

# The sound produced by the vocal organs of a vertebrate, especially a human.


Game - Set - Match
Tonberry

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

My God I Love It When Idiots Burn THEMSELVES Out.
Voiceing Isn't A Word - Great Typo Dipshit!!!
Voicing -
# The sound produced by the vocal organs of a vertebrate, especially a human.
Game - Set - Match
Tonberry

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*hi 5 DTB*

whos laughing now.

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Originally Posted by Nik-C

*hi 5 DTB*
whos laughing now.

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Well if ya wanna play like that then it should be a "Capital" letter at the start of your sentance Nik lmao.

-Mattio

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Originally Posted by Mattio

Well if ya wanna play like that then it should be a "Capital" letter at the start of your sentance Nik lmao.
-Mattio

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Sentence.

Idiot.

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Originally Posted by WBW_DB_TBH

Sentence.

Idiot.

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ROFL!!

Sorry! I meant; rolling on the floor laughing.

Dickhead.

p.s Nice one WBW ;)

wow

its quite embarassing to watch this happen to mattio

give it up m8