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I have some mindfuck´s for you guys :)
First:
If everything is possible, is it possible that something is impossible?
Second:
If Pinoccio says "now my nose is going to grow" what happens?
This things drives me insane sometimes. :grr:
Post more mindfuck´s if you guys have!
Who wins, Batman vs Superman.
Yes. For now.Quote:
Originally Posted by little_eye
Batman always wins, he is more badass :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
But if something is impossible then everything isent possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by ChewBecca
But batman is just a man with gadgets.
1st:Quote:
Originally Posted by little_eye
Not everything is possible.
2nd:
It grows and it goes in normal state right away. :P
I said for now. Probably will be possible in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by little_eye
But he has everything in his belt, i bet he has some kryptonite in his belt :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
He has gadgets on his belt, it does not simply "spawn" anything that he needs. Both Superman and Batman are on the Justice League, so there is no reason why Batman would carry Kryptonite to combat someone on his own team.Quote:
Originally Posted by little_eye
Superman will win, hands down.
I'm pretty sure superman can shoot lasers out of his eyes...
so I'd say superman wins.
Which one of them came first? The egg or the chicken?
A chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebora2007
Superman gave Batman some Kryptonite in the DC Universe, you know? Oh and he carries it on him always "just in case" - an actual quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
Evolution proves it's the egg.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebora2007
Official: Chicken DID come before the egg | The Sun |FeaturesQuote:
Originally Posted by JealY
or the chicken,
ya no.
And if you cba to read, the protien in egg shell can only be found in the chicken overies. so the chicken DID come frist.
The next question is, where did the chicken come from?
So wait, if they can only be found in this "chicken"'s ovaries - where did that "chicken" come from? Yeah, an egg.
Whatever evolved into a chicken would have eventually laid an egg in which would be what we today describe as a chicken. Thus meaning inside said egg there would be a chicken - henceforth, the egg came first.
In my opinion:Quote:
Originally Posted by little_eye
First:
This is a reductio ad absurdum that not everything is possible.
If the answer to "is it possible that something is impossible?" is "yes", then something is impossible -> not everything is possible.
If the answer to "is it possible that something is impossible?" is "no", then it is impossible that something is impossible -> not everything is possible.
Conclusion: not everything is possible.
Second:
It depends how we define "now" imo.
i need a super computer.
The better one is Pinnochio just says "my nose is about to grow".Quote:
Originally Posted by sachav
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Originally Posted by little_eye
1 - Yes. In terms, something being "possible" means it CAN happen, it does not state a scenario where it WILL or WILL NOT.
Its the option/choice/probability that it WILL or WILL NOT.
Its not either of them, so, yes.
If something is impossible states that it cannot be possible...
...then it can be a lie, because that "impossibility" is also a "possibility".
A statement of chance.
2 - When he said it, it was a lie.
A moment later, when it grows, its true.
Obviously the nose grows. It doesn't become shorter when he tells the truth, does it?
Superman vs Batman.
- Its like superpowers versus utility belt.
I love batman, but superman wins.
the Chicken or the Egg?
- In terms of evolution, think about it.
Something had to evolve into the chicken, but first it had to lay an egg for that chicken.
Nobody said anything about it being a chicken egg.
Egg first.
Which is Nice to have
Your Own Dick
Or
Licking/Eating Pussy.
2 - Not necessarily, as his nose grows after he tells a lie, however if his nose were to grow when he said it, it the statement would be true which would mean his nose wouldn't grow in the first place. It's a state of limbo imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by AkaInRed
Superman VS Batman
- Batman + Kryptonite = Superman on the floor.
Thats retarded, I think the answer is obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hell Yeah
Plus I dont have a dick, so I guess im left with one option..
No the question is:Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
Superman vs Batman
Not
Superman vs Batman with added Kryptonite.
I could as easily change the situation as you have done to
Superman without weakness to Kryptonite vs Batman with Kryptonite.
Superman will always win, he runs faster than the speed of light, leaps tall buildings in a single bound and turns back time by flying around the Earth a few times. Batman has Shark Repellant Spray and a gay sidekick.
"Now my nose is going to grow"Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
The word "now" states that it was to happen immediately.
The general statement is a lie.
And to use cartoon preference to back me up, you notice his nose doesnt IMMEDIATELY grow after the lie.
So even if it became true, it would be in a little while.
It would be the same situation if he told a lie, then told a truth.
It would still grow.
So is it possible for me to magically instantly grow wings and fly to another universe? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Samus.
If so teach me how.
Dinosaur! Rawr.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChewBecca
Didn't I said that not everything is possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by pixelpro321
http://i.imgur.com/2LGKQ.gif.
(see the stop at the end? it means END OF SENTENCE)
That took me about 5 minutes to dechiper which one is going which way.Nice pic :PQuote:
Originally Posted by AkaInRed
Left one goes clockwise, middle one alternates, and the right one goes counter clockwise.
Is there really answer for this one or can i just watch this sexy mindfuck experience cause i definitly visually see girls spinning on one foot naked.
None of them are really 'spinning'. They're all the same animation, the two on the side are just there to demonstrate that the middle one can be interpreted either way. The 'mindfuck' is that you can make the girl change direction just by using your brain.
Hello
Have everyone here seen the movie 300? Its about greeks , spartans, anyways in the biggining of the movie a afro american dude come too there palace and tells the spartas king that he wants earth and water, so the kings says "There is alot of earth and water down there" Screams this is SPARTA and slaughets around 10 Persians and pushes them in too the whole witch happens too be the villages watter source.. so great king aka Great Idiot of a king where will your people get water from now? :/
Regards
Kimberly
but whou would be ever so stupid to build an immense well without a wooden spindle and a bucket above it? and why aren't there any tiny walls surrounding the well to prevent people from falling in it in the first time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimmy
Its a slaughter well...
Dead enemies fall into it lol
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That's an example of a mindfuck.
Here's one.
Pikachu? Is he called pikachu because he always says "pikachu" or he always says "pikachu" cause he was called pikachu in the first place?
Squirtle? Is he/she called Squirtle because he/she always says "Squirtle" or he/she always says "Squirtle" cause he was called Squirtle in the first place?
Note that you can do that with many.
Batman killed Superman with a Kryptonite(sp?) arrow, it was in one of my fav graphic novels!Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
Yep :) But still a mindfuckQuote:
Originally Posted by Samus.
Time for me to pwn the masses with my knowledges and wisdoms.
If nothing is impossible and only mathematically improbable then it is possible for an immpossibility to exist but the probability of it would be lower than any other possibility in the known universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by little_eye
If pinoccio tries to tell the truth about his nose growing then it wont grown, a lie is told with intent and therefore it is the intent behind the lie that causes his nose to grow.
Batman, he always carries kryptonite with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
It was made common knowledge and fact (within the fictional DC universes) that batman always carries kryptonite on his person and in his vehicles in case superman goes rogue/becomes effected by red kryptonite/ is under a magic spell and or any other situation in which superman becomes the antagonist of the situation. He also carries it in case he faces one of supermans relatives or fellow kryptonians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
The egg refers to the chickens egg and since the creature before the chicken was it's evolutionary predecessor it and it's egg were different from a chicken, therefore the chicken came first.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebora2007Which one of them came first? The egg or the chicken?
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Originally Posted by JealY
Exactly, Superman vs Batman, which means that each of them have their own abilities, techniques and equipment. Batman always has his utility belt, it's an integral part of his costume and always has been. This means he will have during the fight and have acess to the kryptonite he always keeps on his person.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonTonberry
And just to clarify the pwnage; it's Superman vs Batman not Superman vs Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson.
You lot just got outgeeked by a sober stoner who hasn't slept in three days, how do you feel.
Finding the song "list" to any of the Tom clancy's including the lastest Rainbow Six Vegas 2 without telling me the composer cause that is just a clue to what your about to research
Another Mindfucker,
who should be killed first, paris hilton, or lindsey lohan?
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeno
Paris hilton will die raped. Lindsey Lohan will be overdosed.
hmm, but who will die first?Quote:
Originally Posted by rebora2007
Donton, Batman has Kryptonite. He beats Superman.
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And thus, your question shall be answered.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebora2007
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That's still to find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeno
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Originally Posted by Flameingskull
yay! I was right for once!
ahahaha another fight goes on this Who Cames 1st? Chicken or the egg its obvious god didnt mentioned making an egg in the bible xD! ahaha but aside he made Animals :p
Yeah but that's been proved wrong.
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Kryptonite only really affects Superman at close range. Superman can very easily kill Batman without even getting within range of it to affect him.Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
Additionally, that piece of rock is really just equipment, with the same reason you could argue that Superman could have a Sniper Rifle with armour piercing rounds, and pick Batman off from 5 miles away.
Yes, but we're talking about the characters, Batman uses gadgets - Superman doesn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
Batman, TDKR: Batman beats Superman by using Kryptonite gas. Simples.
Superman has laser eye things, pretty sure from range he could use them to destroy the Kryptonite. You cannot base the outcome on a single piece of stone, once it is out of the equation Batman has less than zero chance.Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
My mind remains unfucked by this asinine discussion.
superman kicks ass.
No point in arguing with you, nobody will know the difference...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
Forgive me for having too much of a life to know the exact name of his attack.Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
The facts of this debate: Normal human man with gadgets VS superhuman with super strength, speed, agility, flight and other supernatural abilities.
No way a normal human is going to beat him. Regardless of how he is portrayed, the strength Batman exhibits is grossly exaggerated.
On Krypton, humans have superpowers and the superfolk don't.
So we'll just take Superman back to his home planet and then we can beat every superman/superwoman.
/thread.
I personally think Batman would win. Because Batman has the smarts for strategies and plans everything out instantly, Superman doesn't... he just uses his powers for everything, with out planning anything out. He just goes into combat.
I don't think superman would be good in a chess game.
Seems like this thread is about batman vs superman .
What threads aren't though? Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by rebora2007
How about Denny Crane vs Jack Bauer.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonTonberry
Cake vs pie.
Superman could pick up a brick, throw it at the speed of light at Batman. Batman couldn't dodge it, he couldn't block it, his armour wouldn't do shit.
Superman wins in any situation.
ill put it this way.Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack ... (quote from somewhere i cant remmeber)
another one, who wins
Animal old transformers or new shiny car like Transformers
this superman sounds like a badass mofo.
MIND FUCK
After reading this comment you will realize that the the brain dosent recognize a second "the"
like if you were mind fucked
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You mean Superman, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
He's a thick twat, Batman would outsmart him in his sleep let alone when they're going to fight...
Superman has all these amazing powers, yet he continues to get captured for Batman & the rest of the JLA to rescue him...
No, i don't. He is a HUMAN, whatever strength he possesses is about par with a martial arts expert. The "feats of strength" which he can apparently accomplish are greatly exaggerated.Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
This is a comic/cartoon series, scenarios like that are created for the benefit of the storyline. We are basing this discussion on their abilities and strengths, how many times they have each been captured is irrelevant.
As DTB mentioned, absolutely ANY object can be picked up by Superman and used as a fatal weapon against Batman, from almost any distance.
Batman can't do a thing against Gold Superman, but just so you know, Goku would win.
We're actually talking about the characters fighting, not the abilities against each other. Superman couldn't kill Batman and he knows it, he's given Batman some green kryptonite in case he goes mad, or is ever under the effect of some red kryptonite as he knows Batman is the only one who could stop him... Superman has also admitted Batman is the only man he fears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
You started off by admitting that this was about them fighting, then went off on a tangent and started basing your argument on something he said in a comic/cartoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
What he has said and done is absolutely irrelevant to the topic at hand - Do you actually understand that those things were written by people? Do you realize that the dialogue and storyline aren't real, and that somebody wrote it?
Let me make this perfectly clear; The storyline, the dialogue, the plot, the entire basis behind the entire comic - ALL of that is irrelevant.
What IS relevant, is what would happen if both of them fought. DO NOT start quoting me from a comic where they actually do fight and Batman wins. This is NOT about the comic or the cartoon and ANYTHING related to the rest of the series - This is about these 2 individuals ONLY, and the facts which we know about their individual fighting abilities.
I can not understand how you can be so dense.
Guys, who cares, they're just children's stories. More mindfucks please.
Of course they aren't real, but through the comic books we get to know the characters "individual fighting abilities", how can you just outright say Superman would win when you have no idea what Batman can do? And how many weaknesses Superman has? They're fictional characters, they're portrayed how the writers say they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
Here's an example; through the comics we know Batman has developed an exosuit that can actually copy the metahuman's powers and abilities, for example he could have the Green Lantern's ring power, Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth, heck even The Flash's speed, Superman's strength or the Manhunter's invisibility... granted for a limited time, but with Batman's far greater intelligence he would kick Superman's arse with time to spare.
I'd like to see Superman even catch up to Batman when he's as quick as The Flash, let alone beat him when he has the magical powers (which Superman's vulnerable, as with mind control) of Wonder Woman and the Green Lantern...
And I started off with "it's the characters fighting" because I meant that Superman is just too "good" to kill Batman, he has to do what's good for the Human race, he would never kill him... he couldn't, even if it meant dying himself - it's his "character".
I obviously don't know nearly as much about superhero comics as you do, but i know that Bane broke Batman's back, during which Robin had to pretend to be him. Bane possesses almost no strength at all when compared to Superman. So if Bane can get the better of him, why does Superman not deserve the same benefit of the doubt?Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
Likewise, although we can only speculate when comparing the strength of different characters, there is one thing we know for sure - Batman is only human. As such, we know what a human physically can or can not accomplish. Additionally, we also know that Kryptonite only has an effective range of 10 to 15 feet, so Superman simply has to keep at a distance.
Now, with regards to Batman's suit... It copies powers. In a battle of Superman VS Batman, there will only be Superman's powers to copy, none of which he is vulnerable to. He is almost completely immune to physical attacks, and he is also capable of traveling just as fast as 'The Flash'.
At the end of the day, the one and only hope for Batman to "win", is to get that Kryptonite within range of Superman, keep it there, then kill him while he has no powers. Superman can very easily prevent this from happening, and without that Kryptonite he has no chance.
You keep saying Batman is only human, but that's the point... he stands human amongst the gods in the JLA yet they all fear his incredible intelligence & fighting abilities...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
To break it down, it's basically Batman's brains against Superman's brawn.
You say Batman's only chance is Kryptonite (ignoring most of my other points...) but who's to say Batman couldn't block out the sun temporarily?
Oh, and The Flash is quicker than Superman.
The Flash can run faster (purely due to endurance), not travel faster. Both have shown capabilities of traveling faster than the speed of light.Quote:
Originally Posted by JealY
Batman may be smart, but you're forgetting that Superman's lightning-fast reflexes also allows him to react extremely fast. By comparison to his speed, the world (to him) appears to be moving slowly. This, coupled with the fact that he can travel faster than the speed of light, means that hypothetically he should be able to evade every single attack.
Of course this is not what the comics and cartoons portray, but that is my entire point. Regardless of what the comics or cartoons tell us, we have to make our own deductions based on the facts that we do know. Example:
Fact - Superman can travel faster than light.
Deduction - He can evade all attacks and time travel.
Based on the facts that we do know from the comics, i came to a real-life deduction. According to what the comics have told us, Superman and The Flash should be able to evade every attack, and be able to travel back in time and counter it. Every time.
I don't even get why batman is among the popular heroes. He's human, and yet is portrayed to be able to do things similar to non-human heroes. Such as the amount of damage he takes.
What can be said though, that batman shouldn't be underestimated even while being only human. Him vs superman, it could go either way, purely because batman has the brains and money to construct anything that could potentially damage superman with or without kryptonite. Lex Luther being a prime example.
Interesting topic btw.
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Originally Posted by JealY
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Originally Posted by Rishwin
Why So SERIOUS?
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Don't bring that chuck norris buttfuck shit in here...