[txt]Word "fuck" [15+]

Found this around the net, just thought I'd share.


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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

More fucking uses for the word "fuck":

• Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
• Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
• Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
• Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
• Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
• Disgust "Fuck me."
• Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
• Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
• Despair "Fucked again..."
• Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
• Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
• Lost "Where the fuck are we."
• Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
• Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
• Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
• Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
• Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
• Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
• Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
• Directions "Fuck off."
• Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
• It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
• It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
• It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
• It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
• It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

Famous "fucks" in throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

very interesting

yes very interesting indeed

This looks very similiar to:

YouTube - the word fuck

xD

That video is quite interactive. Good post (;

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Originally Posted by Error 404

That video is quite interactive. Good post (;

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Absofuckinglutely! :D
Pretty funny subject.

lol. i enjoyed reading it. Fucking Post.

The Origin of the F-Word
Netlore Archive: In which we are told with a straight face that the word 'fuck' originated as the acronym of 'Fornication Under Consent of the King,' 'Fornication Under Command of the King,' 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge,' or some variation thereof.
Description: Folk etymology
Circulating since: The 1960s
Status: False

Copy/pasted from urban legends.

This word makes no sence lol.

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Originally Posted by rebora2007

The Origin of the F-Word
Netlore Archive: In which we are told with a straight face that the word 'fuck' originated as the acronym of 'Fornication Under Consent of the King,' 'Fornication Under Command of the King,' 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge,' or some variation thereof.
Description: Folk etymology
Circulating since: The 1960s
Status: False

Copy/pasted from urban legends.

This word makes no sence lol.

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Completely untrue. As with almost all of the words we know today, "Fuck" did not originate from an Acronym - It evolved from an ancient language, namely Latin, German or Greek.

The myth that "Shit" comes from the acronym for "Ship High In Transit" is also completely untrue. Although the basis behind the use of that phrase is true.

We can't be that sure, though I believe it is not originated from a acronym.

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

Completely untrue. As with almost all of the words we know today, "Fuck" did not originate from an Acronym - It evolved from an ancient language, namely Latin, German or Greek.

The myth that "Shit" comes from the acronym for "Ship High In Transit" is also completely untrue. Although the basis behind the use of that phrase is true.

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From the video above it says from German. "Frichen" that means; to strike.

Anyway, fuck fucking fuckers.

"Fuck" is One of the Most used word in the World. :)

my dad has a t-shirt that on the front says "the uses of fuck" and on the back different phrases of the use of fuck

LOL! That'll be a Mad T-Shit (:

Those quotes.. damn, that's funny. Really.

Very interesting. Never thought about what the word "fuck" could be used in..

Damn, the word "fuck" can be a noun, verb, and an adjective.

I like this one:

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

Now that's funny!

Read the first part really fast it sounds like a serious conversated agruement between to intelligent individuals during an event

Maybe pre-schoolers should learn the word 'Fuck'since it's one of the common words used nowadays. :D

Yeah, let's fuck a duck.

hahaha! Sure XD

For fuck sake.

I saw this one on a site super long ago.

Cannot find the damn server

Though it has errors now.

I gonna save this and send to my gf. Maybe she want to do it now.

Best fucking thread ever!

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Originally Posted by banzaiutd

Maybe pre-schoolers should learn the word 'Fuck'since it's one of the common words used nowadays. :D

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Not funny.

My cousin brother (6) followed me to the park the other day. We were playing some b'ball when my friend went "fuuck". And the worst part was, it was those times where everybody randomly shuts up. My cousin bro heard the whole fucking word. Now it's just downright annoying when he uses it. :thumbdown:

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Originally Posted by Thran'

Not funny.

My cousin brother (6) followed me to the park the other day. We were playing some b'ball when my friend went "fuuck". And the worst part was, it was those times where everybody randomly shuts up. My cousin bro heard the whole fucking word. Now it's just downright annoying when he uses it. :thumbdown:

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Fuck. Thats one hell of a fucking situation. You should tell him to stop fucking using the word 'fuck' and to get a fucking life. Its not fucking funny when little fucking kids say fuck. I mean, for fuck sake. Talk about bad fucking parenting.



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Fuck.

you never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation.
Kyle Gas - Tenacious D

excelent thread