Pissed on a grave

My brother was in the toilet so i went out back to take a leak in the garden. Mid-stream i realized that i was pissing on the grave of my sister's dead pet (can't remember what it was now), so i clamped down on my dick to stop the flow. I contemplated for a moment then deduced that the harm was already done so i just finished off and went back inside.

Can the spirits of dead pets haunt you? Is it possible to have a dead-rodent poltergeist?

I think that would be quite amusing... Being haunted by a dead rat or hamster, lol.

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deduced that the harm was already done so i just finished off and went back inside.

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Hahahahah! Rish <3

:lol:

Imagine waking up with a hamster in front of your face.



Scrap that, imagine a hamster soaking wet in piss in front of your face and going "In your face rat!". :w00t:

The Kitty will get you!
Pet Cemetery is a good movie - Click

You're cursed, beware.

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Can the spirits of dead pets haunt you?

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The answer.... Will come to you tonight.

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

so i clamped down on my dick to stop the flow. I contemplated for a moment then deduced that the harm was already done so i just finished off and went back inside.

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lol lol lol :lol: . This line is almost killed me laughing. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Frigid

lol lol lol :lol: . This line is almost killed me laughing. :lol:

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Thanks god I thought I was the only one.

After reading it again, i realized you guys buried the pet in the garden.
So does that mean your parents/siblings will be eating the dead rodent+piss covered all over your grown food?

hmmm this be disturbing:-D
hope the pets ghost takes a bite at ya dick xD

Thanks for posting this, dude.
I had a great time laughing.http://lizruns.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/ninjacat.jpg

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Men you just made my night with that dickrat story!

Watched pet cemetery ?

That movie is trippy.

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Originally Posted by cinos11

After reading it again, i realized you guys buried the pet in the garden.
So does that mean your parents/siblings will be eating the dead rodent+piss covered all over your grown food?

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Err, no?

The only things that grows in my garden are trees, grass and weeds. Take your pic, which one of those do YOU want to eat?

<3 <3 <3 Rishwin <3 <3 <3
(no homo)

But yes un-fortunetly you are cursed now.
I once farted on a cat, the next thing i knew. It peed on my bed :\

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Originally Posted by cinos11

After reading it again, i realized you guys buried the pet in the garden.
So does that mean your parents/siblings will be eating the dead rodent+piss covered all over your grown food?

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Not everyone grows food these days. There are such things as Supermarkets now. I'm sure Rishwin isn't that stupid to go and urinate all over a vegetable patch or something.

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Originally Posted by jM2.me

But yes un-fortunetly you are cursed now.
I once farted on a cat, the next thing i knew. It peed on my bed :\

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That's so dog, lucky it didn't crap on your bed.

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Originally Posted by jM2.me

<3 <3 <3 Rishwin <3 <3 <3
(no homo)

But yes un-fortunetly you are cursed now.
I once farted on a cat, the next thing i knew. It peed on my bed :\

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My mate gets his cats high, they love it. He blows smoke into their face and they just sit there all glassy-eyed :P

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Originally Posted by Tyler

Not everyone grows food these days. There are such things as Supermarkets now. I'm sure Rishwin isn't that stupid to go and urinate all over a vegetable patch or something.

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No shit aye, supermarkets are the bomb.

lol wtf rish you talk about your dick way to much :P.

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Originally Posted by Kurt

lol wtf rish you talk about your dick way to much :P.

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Now you say it I do agree on this :)

I once got pissed on by a grave.

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Originally Posted by GohanSSJ

I once got pissed on by a grave.

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Here it comes...

In soviet russia grave takes a piss on you :lol:

How sweet, aaww ;P

Wow you shouldnt have done that, last time someone pissed on a grave it was a panda burried there.. look what happend


YouTube - Never say no to Panda!

I see you visiting an exorcist in the future.