Learn Chinese in 2 minutes

This is a bit old but i still love it =) :thumbup:
Learn Chinese in 2 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

• 1) That's not right ............................ Sum Ting Wong
• 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.................Hu Yu Hai Ding
• 3) See me ASAP.................................. Kum Hia Nao
• 4) Small Horse ................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
• 5) Did you go to the beach? ....................Wai Yu So Tan
• 6) Great ......................................Fa Kin Su Pah
• 7) I bumped into a coffee table ...........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
• I think you need a face lift ...........Chin Tu Fat
• 9) It's very dark in here ......................Wao So Dim
• 10) I thought you were on a diet ............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
• 11) This is a tow away zone .................No Pah King
• 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week . ............Wai Yu Kum
• Nao?
• 13) Staying out of sight ........................Lei Ying Lo
• 14) He's cleaning his automobile ...............Wa Shing Ka
• 15) Your body odor is offensive ................Yu Stin Ki Pu

pretty funny ;)

ROFL!
I didn't realise they sounded like English Sentences until i read them Again.

omg, these are great :P

Yu Stin Ki Pu
you stinkiy poo
xD

lol
interesting >.>

last time I didn't get it. I do now :D

Haha great lol

lol the old classic

it actually makes me laugh everytime

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.................Hu Yu Hai Ding

rof xD

lolz nice xD

Hehe.. always brings a smile to my face. People listening think Im crazy. :D

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Small Horse .................. Tai Ni Po Ni

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not funny coz i posted it before, some are changed but still same chinese meaning, tbh, imagine it if u were the one who posted this and only be posted by another and changed d title and some contents, and voila! no originality

Lol im gona bug all my sg freinds now ^^

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Originally Posted by jopeto

not funny coz i posted it before, some are changed but still same chinese meaning, tbh, imagine it if u were the one who posted this and only be posted by another and changed d title and some contents, and voila! no originality

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i did acknowledge that this was old and i'm sure there are many other posts out there that have been accidentally (definately not intentionally) duplicated.
But a good joke is a good joke..obviously u can't take one.
Cos even if ppl duplicated my threads, it means it's popular. i'm not taking credit from you or anything and nor do i claim it's of my own creation.

nice joke i like it

lol nice ones, this should be easy

Crim Uf Sium Yung Gai

Nice, understood chinese well from my first time looking at those sentences. By the way you missed a number for where No. 8 should be. :)

Makes more sense if you do not read them aloud.

read them before
lol

funny sh*t XD