first, run ollydbg,
second, open game.exe,
then, how ??? :?:
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first, run ollydbg,
second, open game.exe,
then, how ??? :?:
http://oi56.tinypic.com/33jtpp1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by mpc
[Right click] Copy to executable > Fix DC 4
However if you can't find this option than i recommend to read the f****** manual!
:lol: ROTFLMAO :lol:
I love your sense of humor Vormav... but you shouldn't do things like that. Some people will not understand the joke.
DC4 is (IMHO) phantom. There is no such thing a "DC4 bug". All DC code is implemented for a reason, you get DC when you break the limits of normal play for safety. When you intentionally break the limits of normal play, and want that to remain a feature of your insecure and unstable POS server, you should go through, find the code which correctly identifies all your players as cheating with your overpowered "whatever", and disable, or reduce the limit. :D:
If you haven't overpowered anything, then DC is only because your players are hacking. Don't disable it.
Yes I know but question like that ask for it by itself...
With that much data asking "Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" might even fix problem:
YouTube - IT Crowd - Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
LMFAO,LOL!!
If you dunno OD my friend, then stop dreaming.
@Vormav
YouTube - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
Okay. We need a new tag [Joke], and this thread now officially counts.
Great laughts Vormav and Sheen both. TY.
those guys are f*cking awesome :lol:
LMAO, although would be much "funnier" if would be added like "olly pluggin" hahahahahahaha
2 days and not answer from "mpc" user... I guess his face look like this right now:
http://oi52.tinypic.com/2ugdkoz.jpg
Trolling is a art ;)
This thread is doomed (information value = 0) from start so lets all have some fun here before it will get deleted.
Anyone like Top Gear? :)
YouTube - Top Gear Speed Cameras
Fine by me... I'll give you a double.
Lonely Island (pre Akon)- Jizz in my PantsWho doesn't love Top Gear? XD
YouTube - The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
followed by the best response ever
Ms. Taken - Puke in my Mouth
YouTube - Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com
what would be "jizz"?
Here is mine:
YouTube - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version)
YouTube - BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)
BED INTRUDER SONG IS THE BEST!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Seriously? Jizz would be the male sexual climactic discharge. o.O
Or you could ask the Urban Dictionary what the ignorant youth believe the word means. :lol:Spoiler:
Ultimately, any word means what ever the majority of people believe it means.Spoiler:
And since we are talking about things which should not be said in polite company, but which are funny none the less:-
hide ur kids, hide ur wife, hide ur kidsss
:rockon::rockon::rockon:
Yes, I'd seen that before, and the original news report by Elizabeth Gentle from which it was composed.As far as I'm concerned, it just proves that you don't have to be either skilled or talented to be a pop music star these days, and if Antoine was just a little more "handsome" he would already be hitting the top 10 charts world-wide. XD
I bet my emulator's source that he smokes some weed lmfao
is because still is too fresh ;)
Yea... I think there are enough stereotypes in that short news report as it is, without making any more generalisations.
All the African Americans crammed in together in unsuitable accommodation gawking at the white news team and stupid looks on their faces with the blond white reporter and the white crime scene investigators. These are not the impressions I get of peoples of differing race in my country, and it's rather sad to see it in a news report.
My personal home and working environment is reasonably cross gender and with a wide variety of races. None of which has any bearing on the abilities of any of the individuals I work with, or the attitudes, posture, dress etc of the people I meet with day to day. Excluding the dress of those devout enough to feel the need to only ever be seen publicly wearing a full burka.
Having said that, from what little I know of the projects in Lincoln Park, even if I where a betting man I wouldn't want any part of that action. XDSpoiler:
That's actually way too serious for this thread, so I'll add this which I actually uploaded for DK-H20:lol:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vZyy65poOl...5329a3e0e2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by SheenBR
I see that thread is out of control >=P
Something cool is sow today:
YouTube - Erase CD with HV
And the reason why I think BR is funny ;)
YouTube - Kryminalista przed kamerami
Hmm... I know of a neat trick with CDs:-
This guy is already dead, he killed himself in prison lololololQuote:
Originally Posted by Vormav
and yes, this guy is kinda crazy.... he smokes crack lmfao
That's not good. If someone dies of natural causes people end up on 6 month unpaid suspension while the enquiry plays out. If they manage to commit suicide, that becomes a negligent homicide and some prison official is going to do time for it. (here, at least IDK about Brazil)
Thats not good. If I had magic book where I could write names of prisoners and they would die shortly after that than I would do it right away.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobsobol
But prisoners are not your biggest problem ;)
Damn those terrorists.
YouTube - Four Lions Trailer
bob, there are some things you need to know about brazil:Quote:
Originally Posted by bobsobol
1st - If you have a lot of money, you WILL NEVER ever ever ever ever ever be in prison.
2nd - I really DOUBT a CO is doing time for his suicide. I bet they are "loling" and drinking some beer.
Thats ultimate rule, works everywhere.Quote:
If you have a lot of money, you WILL NEVER ever ever ever ever ever be in prison
If he was in pillai jail he would not be able to kill himself... no mobs there ;)
http://oi54.tinypic.com/2qvy2ds.jpg
Anyone noticed how fast PT is when you turn off GUI (F11 admin)? And full screen and no GUI is like 2 times faster... rewriting PT GUI might speed up PT and shorten lag. And no my PC is 100x more than PT need.
You made my day vormav^^
Lmao, I loled so hard ,
Epic picture ^^
Unless you are Sir Jeffrey Archer, one time MP and Baron of Weston-super-Mare, or Nick Leeson. Both of whom are, and where (at the time of their incarceration) very wealthy and influential people.Quote:
Originally Posted by VormavThats ultimate rule, works everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by SheenBR
In particualar, Nick Leeson was essentially incarcerated for performing the duties laid out in his job description whilst working for Barings Bank. Who, incidentally, suffered no criminal charges for the task they assigned him... but did loose some public "face" which cost them even more than Nick Leeson did on his high risk investments. :lol:
Prince Harry (the one not getting married this bank holiday weekend) was sent to a drug rehabilitation clinic after being arrested in possession of illegal substances. Has been the subject of a formal enquiry by MoD MPs after a "home video" was leaked where he referred to one of his Squad Mates as "our little Paki", and may be investigated for race hatred after turning up at a fancy dress party in a Nazi uniform.
Sir Mark Thatcher, (Baroness Thatcher, the former PM Margaret Thatchers' son) however, paid a $500,000 fine and took only a 4 year "suspended sentence". (But I guess that's okay, because he was only swindling Africans, which we've been doing since the reign for Queen Elizabeth the first) :lol:... actually... no, not funny.Yes, I have noticed, and I have also made some attempts to "fix" this issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vormav
There are many reasons why this is so bad, firstly "software" alpha blending with the DX3 APIs even in the newer DX7 versions, secondly using GDI calls to render fonts over what should be a DirectX surface, thirdly, the fact that the GUI (or HUD and overlay elements like speech bubbles and such) are "painted" many times (often as many as 15) per frame flip. :grr:
he hanged himself btw :lol:
With what for Petes' sake. This is why they take your cloths off you when you go inside and ensure inmates don't have any belts, laces tie etc. Have sheets which won't hold a persons weight no matter what you do, and cells don't have bars or any exterior adornments... only safety glass, steel and concrete. XD
Even a local police station which doesn't comply to those basic requirements is shut down immediately.
Cells can't even have sharp corners to walls... everything has to be rounded off, and the lights are embedded in the walls or ceiling.
The bed and toilet are firmly affixed and the flush is a button, not a leaver or pull chain.
There must be no items in a cell with which a person could take their own life. And nobody is supposed to be put in a cell without a strip search and redress.
I hear stories of "prison suicide" attempts on the main continent and in the U.S. and wonder just why they allow it.
If someone dies "at the Queens Pleasure" then she can be sued by their relatives... surely it must be the same for any head of state?
Like the Amazon page... never liked Monty Python. (or the Beatles... or Oasis. :ott1:)
Maybe someone will rewrite PT in Unreal Engine 3? ;)
YouTube - Unreal Engine 3 Features Trailer [HD]
PT 3 on UE3...
cryEngine sux btw >=P
Hopi: DX11 MSAA Hair
Hopi: DX11 Subsurface scattering
Hopi: APEX clothing
Sadly, they did. It's call "Second Enigma" and it sucks harder than a starving ant eater on a termite mound.Actually, I believe they fist added the Unreal II Engine, but the option to upgrade is simple. What isn't simple isSo, even if you use the engine, you will probably want to keep most of those features turned off and add them as the cost of hardware comes down over the next 5 to 8 years.
- converting the assets to take advantage of all those new features
- getting a large enough player base that all have quad core CPUs clocked over 2.7 GHz and Dual PCIE DirectX 11 Graphics arrays
- Performing all of that AND coping with a Massively Multi-player environment.
Sadly, the game blows goats, so the fact that it has been running betas since about 2008 and actually made it to release amazes me. Especially when Laxe Lore totally owned and never made it out of beta. :(:
I still can't see how it is an improvement on Rappelz, which nFlavor have been running for ages, and I've had a GPotato account since before I joined up here. :$:Oh yea, I have no idea where that player got the silly cat costume from. I only ever played Gaia and Deva, but I'm guessing they have possessed their "pet" to the extent that the actual player has become the "assist".
pt2 sucks.
No argument from me.
Just to bump with an awesome song:
(indeed, I dont understand almost nothing, ahaha, that kind of songs with too much slangs are hard to understand so I got one with lyrics.)
YouTube - ‪Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) - Lyrics‬‏
For those who are native english speaker:
YouTube - ‪Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)‬‏
Okay. As de-slang as I can get it.
:lol:Quote:
(Oh.)
Lonely Island, Michael Bolton.
(Yeah.)
Together on the track, the boys are back. [We return to sing a song together.]
The night starts now baby roll with us, [Join us for this evenings entertainment]
Chickens snappin' at the neck when we're rollin' up. [Women staring at us so hard their necks may break when we arrive.]
(Rollin' up.)
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up, [We don't wait in line, just walk right in]
Black card at the bar like I give a fuck. [We're card holding members, don't have to pay for drinks]
(Yeah!)
(Come on.)
Ladies shifty eyes when we walk into the set, [On stage the women don't want to be seen watching, but can't help doing so]
Fuck the fellas lookin' jealous play the back and get wet. [The guys behind us are green with envy which just makes us look better and turns the girls on more]
Three pounding in my waist, [three girls pressing close on the dance floor]
shank in my sock, [I have an erection]
you either get out, [leave now]
get stuffed, [go away]
or get shot. [She'll turn you down cold and embarrassingly]
Yeah yeah!
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow,
A pirate so brave on the seven seas.
(What?)
A mystical quest on the isle of Tortuga,
Raven locks sway on oceans breeze. [Black curly hair blowing in the ocean wind]
Yea that was kinda' weird, but we're back in the club.
Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love. [our fans love us coz we're buying them drinks]
Kiera Knightly
Motherfucking ice man, I'm the top gunner, [Shut up has-been, I'm the star here]
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner. [Like an automatic side arm I'm *very* sexy]
Jack Sparrow
Watch it girl coz I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
[Listen Miss, I'm a bit of a scallywag]
More like the "meet ya, take you home and fuck you twice guy". [I'm not waiting for invitations, I'm looking for lots of sex]
Yeah
All dressed up with nowhere to run, [You're well turned out but I won't let you escape] (play on "all dressed up with nowhere to go", commonly said when you prepare for a party but get turned down at the last minuet)
And now I make you feel crazy with the...
Now back to the good part!
From the day he was born,
He yearned for adventure.
(Nooo)
Old Captain Jack
(yeah)
Giving them "what for"" [giving them a pasting]
He's the pauper of the surf [unhealthy traveller of the waves]
The Jester of Tortuga [court comedian and confidant]
(Oh God)
But is Davy Jones' Locker, [Is a death & burial at sea]
What lies in store?
(Yea, we've seen the movie.) [We saw the film.]
Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on! [Surrender and give in to my charm, you know you want to]
(Captain Jack)
What!?
(Johnny Depp!)
No!
From the front to the back,
Say we count stacks. Come on! [Everyone in the house knows we're rich and influential]
(Davey Jones)
Nope
(Giant Squid)
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up. [Okay Michael, get with the plot and concentrate]
Roger that, let me try with another film.
(Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates,
And my name is Forest Gump.
(Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, [I'm not very cleaver]
I give Jenny all my love.
(Come on)
Okay then I'm a Legal Aid,
Erin Brockovich is my name.
(Noo! God!)
Then you can call me Scarface,
Snorting mountains of cocaine.
(Close enough)
You cockroaches wan'na play rough? [I look down on you, do you want to do this the hard way]
Okay, I'm reloaded!
This is the tale,
Of Tony Montanya.
Cubano Flame, with the Miami Nuts. [IDK what that means]
Got a Basshead wife, [My wife is highly addicted to Base Heroine]
But her womb is polluted. [Err... not sure.]
This whole town's a pussy [Everyone in this place is a coward]
Just waiting to get fucked! [I'm going to beat them up]
Okay,
Turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile. [It appears Michael Bolton is a adorant cinema fanatic]
(You complete me)
Yep, yeah, okay.
LMFAO! very good, thanks bob.
This whole town's a pussy [Everyone in this place is a coward]
Just waiting to get fucked! [I'm going to beat them up]
I understood that in the 1st time xDD
Yamachi told me this is a parody song. This is a parody from which song?
I wouldn't say it was a parody of anything in particular. (at least nothing that I know of) I'd simply paradoical of pop music in general... like all of Lonely Islands' tracks.
Weird Al Yankovic does Parody, like this one of Don McLeans' "American Pie"
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins
well, as far as I can tell, that parody is from Star Wars, right? Well, I didn't learn slangs in my english classes, and The Event & Supernatural doenst use too much slangs too, so if you can teach me some of them I'd be glad lolol
It mixes Don McLeans "American Pie" for the music with the story from Star Wars - Episode 1 - "The Phantom Menace", yes.
The trouble is, there are so many forms of "slang", and that's the main area for deviation in "global" English. Slang terms are colloquial, and based in regional and Ethnic heritage.
For example, both Cockney (from the greater London area) and Australia use a form of "Rhyming Slang" which requires one to know the common phrase who's end sounds like the word you are mimicking. But the rhymes are different in the to sub-dialects. "Apples and Pears" (Apples) = "Stairs", "Syrup of Figs" (Syrups) = "Wigs", "Tit for Tat" (Titfer) = "Hat", "Ruby Murry" (Ruby) = Curry etc. I don't know the Australian variant very well.
In Britain, "Cockney slang" is often intermixed with Polari, which was developed by the homosexual community when homosexuality (among men) was a crime punishable by death, (from the Victorian reign right up until the mid 60s) in order to escape that cruel justice. But that "slang" has also evolved. So the original meaning of "naff" ("Not Available For Fucking" a straight man) is now anything that is not very good. The popular 4 letter word "fuck" is also an Acronym from the time of the Norman conquest of the English, where prostitution (previously an honourable trade profession) became a crime, and practitioners where sentenced "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge".
There is "Hip Talk", which was a slang first developed in the late 50s' and early 60s' by "beatniks" and associated with "Hippies" and the "Surfing" / "New Age" and "Travelling" communities is another common example. "Far out" = "an incredible thing", "No way" = "Extraordinary", "Bummer" = "That's sad", "Bodacious" = "A daring and rightfully achievement" etc.
There is the reverse psychology of African American "Street Slang" (that I'm very bad at) where "Bad" = "Good", "Nigger" = "Friend", "Honkey" = "White man", "Brother" = "Black man", "Slaughtered" = "Well appreciated" etc.
And then you get the typical Jamaican "Street Slang" that... IDK. If you watch this, you will get a very good example, and very few "English" speakers understand this form of "slang":-I can tell you that "Word" = "Tell me" or "I'm telling you", "Boom boom down" = "Assassination", "Play" = "Trick", "Jiggle it rait" = "Shapely woman", "Lick up" = "Beat up", "Flame" = "lover" etc.
There is traditional Jamaican slang in there too so "Likki" is "small" ("little"), "babylon" = "the authorities" (traditionally, white men), "most high" / "jah" = "God" (Jah Rastafari), "busted" = "caught out" / "a failed prank" / "arrested", "Lone-taim gwan" = "in the past", "riet naow" = "Okay" or "in the present", "me" = "I", "him" = "he", "her" = "she", "Ya" = "you", "ya naow" = "you understand" ("you know?"), "tinke" = "work it out" or "estimate" ("think" different connotation), "dyam fool" = "careless" ("Damned fool" different connotation) etc.
Something more like this:-
The video you posted uses many slang dialects, including old sailing slang from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" so "Swarthy dog" = "good colleague", "slip sway" = "set sail", "salty sea urchin" = "one for who the ocean has long been his home", "scallawag" = "thief" / "wrong doer" etc. It's mostly a collection of old English, and early English colonial colloquialisms.
You get "slang" from Jewish migrants producing a complete new language "Yiddish" as a mix of traditional "Hebrew" and the many languages they encountered in their travels, and "Yiddish" finds it's way into the languages of all the places they visit(ed), so "shister" comes from the German for "defecation" but means "bad person" in Yiddish slang, hence we also call bad people "shits".
Then you get the "Dance culture" slang where "shit" is a mind altering chemical substance (usually of dubious legality), "wicked" = "a good time", "tearing it up" = "really working hard and having fun", (extreme version of the 1940 dance term "cut a rug", where high heels would trash carpet) "blaze" = "smoking pot" etc.
The street slang from second or third generation Indian and Pakistani immigrants (who's fore-fathers where probably escaping the turmoil of the exit of the British Empire and splitting of India and Pakistan) here in Britain is very popular, and you see it a lot in "Goodness Gracious Me", where "init" is abbreviated from "isn't it" but means "Don't you think?" or "You know what I'm talking about." and such.
Much of which comes from the "Ragga" influence from the joining of the Caribbean and Asian (Indian / Pakistani) immigrants.
So... all in all, you have to work out the heritage of the "slang" you are listening to, in order to work out what the words, or phrases mean. Out of context, they are pretty meaningless. And this is where a lot of people trip up using automatic translators, in any language. I know there is a lot of "Brazilian slang" used on MIB which doesn't translate, because it isn't common / traditional "Portuguese", and sadly many Brazilians aren't aware of the differences between their contemporary mode of speech (their cultural identity) in comparison to the Portuguese they inherited (or had forced upon them) from their colonial fore-bares.
I suspect you (unlike many other Brazilians) would know far more about that. And certainly more than I do.
The history of colonisation is something which Britain understands well... negatively, from our former British Empire, starting with the reign of Queen Elizabeth I. But also from the waves of Northern European and Mediterranean colonisation of the British Isles which forged the "English" language in the first place.
"English" has always been a "melting pot". It's base is a mixture of Norse, Galic, Celtic, Latin, Saxon, French and Bretton.
So we have no problem with it acquiring influences from other cultures it comes into contact with. Though the differences between British English and American English, "Hood" = "Bonnet", "Side walk" = "Pavement", "Pavement" = "Road", "Trunk" = "Boot", "Eraser" = "Rubber", "Rubber" = "Condom" etc. can also be very confusing. XD
I was always told off for referring to a "rule" as a "ruler" in school, as that is an Americanism. A "rule" is a measuring instrument, a "ruler" is a person in charge. Now, most British people would call a "rule" a "ruler". I was also chastised (by my parents) for using the word "ain't" for it's being "bad English", and I should use the word "isn't" instead. However, from "The Scarlet Pimpernel" the character of "Sir Percy Blakeney" frequently flourishes the word "ain't", as a popular high-class term.
So the evolution is on-going. The language is still a living, evolving thing.
I guess I can make the old 1.66b work in my emu..
(Just to entertainment
YouTube - ‪LMFAO Party Rock Anthem Lyrics‬‏
xD )
lol, no comments
I doubt anything will change.
http://oi55.tinypic.com/126bjb6.jpg
PS. I did not found Justing Biber in PT threads so we are not doomed yet!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ieber_2011.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Vormav
We are now :lol:
wtf, that guy, hes really faggot. Music is turning itself into shit nowadays.
Where the fuck is the old Guns? Megadeth? -.-
@Vormav: ROTFLMFAO!Noooooo! Now you've done it! It's all *your* fault Vormav! :*:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vormav
I know this isnt the right place, if bob wants he could move it to another place, or even create an OP to se can discuss it among ourselves, without going to that offtopic section - I'm not a big fan of those guys if you know what I mean....
YouTube - ‪Eminem- Cleaning Out My Closet Lyrics‬‏
I just want to know what you guys thinks about this fuck*ng awesome singer...
Community Spirit Thread
This thread should contain "polite" off-topic conversation.
- Anything which is offensive will be removed.
- Anything which is in-offensive, but inappropriately placed runs the risk of ending up here.
I'll move posts as and when I find them. (the back catalogue is quite large)
If it gets the "seal of approval", this topic will become "sticky".
All in favour, please feel free to say Aye. Those opposed to the very idea are also welcome to say Nay. :wink:
--- Edit ---
It has begun!
The poll will remain open until sometime (world time varying) around the 1st of August.
I've voted Aye. It's public so we know who does, and who does not approve of such activities. This may mean we are more or less prepared to "joke around" with you. If you want a more "work" like community, then we won't be offended. (Certainly, I wont)
Please share your opinions.
Aye... but OPer can come back at any time and close thread just for some lulz?
http://i.imgur.com/gNVkN.png
Angry OP ;)
Well... his OP is now just one of many in *my* thread... so I guess he can't.
That wasn't intentional. I meant to leave his post in his tread... alone. :*:
Cactus are fantastic for all sorts of reasons. They can quench thirst, heal wounds, make amazing soup or salad, and can even be worn as clothing. Some have stringy insides which can be woven into a kind of cloth, and I've even seen Cactus paper.
If his intention is to put the fire out in that car... I think he should have spun it into a blanket first.
I am mindful, however, that the source image looks distinctly un-funny. It reminds me of scenes from the British Paras going nuts in a previously pretty peaceful civil rights protest in Northern Ireland on a day we now remember as "Bloody Sunday". :(: (one more reason to be ashamed of my nations actions)
Tom Cruise dances to Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger!
YouTube - ‪Risky Business Dance Scene‬‏
Those girls attempting to make a custom "risky business"/ old time rock and roll video clip.
YouTube - ‪risky business gone wrong‬‏
I can watch that 100 times and still laugh.
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Akon makes me laugh
2006 - lonly
YouTube - ‪Akon - Lonely‬‏
2008 - i wanna fuck you
YouTube - ‪Akon - I Wanna Love You ft. Snoop Dogg‬‏
2011- i just had sex
YouTube - ‪I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)‬‏
Next 2 videos:
2012 - i got aids
2013 - i died
Humour is a very strange thing. It was amusing for me to see Tom Cruise so young again, (I hated him so much as a kid) but watching people in horrendous accidents I find disturbing, while other people are laughing their heads off.
Akon is one of the better contemporary R&B artist IMHO. (I hate Usher :wink:)
Personally (when I'm in the mood for that kind of music) I usually go for some Craig DavidOr, if I'm going to be fair to British R&B, I have to list Jessie J.I also quite like Руки Вверх (Ruki Vverh in Latin)While I have always been really keen on Тату (t.A.T.u. but don't bother with any of their tracks which have been recorded / re-recorded in English, their crap :lol:) I love this music video by Акула which parodies their rise to fame outside their home land. XD (actually, I always liked Russian pop music, I got so excited when we got mix tapes smuggled across the Wall)
Meanwhile, in the pop music show downs...
Going back to DVs post, as for D-12 (the band who are usually known only by their lead singer EMEINƎM) I congratulate their success, and their promotion of racial integration in popular music, (something Hip Hop has always done well) but for the most part... I find the lyrics offensive and am more than tired of hearing them everywhere I go.This is their ultimate track. This was when I absolutely did get what they where talking about and want to run with it. Now, I've just heard too much of it. :):
Nice videos, but let's say that (russian music) && (Imri) = false;
Let me show you a nice cover of me and a girl playing the song "Nothing else matters" by Metallica.
Turn on the volume(video volume is low)
YouTube - ‪Nothing else matters acoustic cover‬‏
Nice cover. I used to sing that track when I was at college too. XD
Some things never change. :wink:
does anyone here play drums?
If yes, an awesome song with an AWESOME cover:
YouTube - ‪All That Remains - Two Weeks (Drum Cover)‬‏
It doesnt look like its a cover though...
It isn't a cover... it's video of a guy playing drums in time to the original track.
We only hear the original, so when you hear percussion that you don't see him play (happens a couple of times, and looks pretty odd) that's him stuffing up. :wink:
Despite that, what we are hearing is a studio production that would have been cut together from several takes, and most bands wouldn't be 100% studio perfect in any live performance... and it is clearly a complex piece for the percussionist. (or, "drummer" as rockers often refer to them... a drummer, IMHO has a drum, and plays in a marching band... if you have more percussion instruments than a single drum, you are a percussionist) XD
so this video is fake? o.o
this video HAS to be true!
YouTube - ‪Drum Cover - Two Weeks by All That Remains‬‏
lol
@edit
I'm no master in drumming, but i guess this song is veeery hard... and its a very good song though.
YouTube - ‪LAMB OF GOD - Descending - DRUMS‬‏
I wouldn't have used the word "fake", as I say, we can see him making mistakes, but don't hear it.
The video does make it very clear the level of effort required on the percussionist part to get that track right.
The first video in your last post, I would guess is genuine. He fails to match timing with the double kick drum a couple of times, and unlike the first version, we can hear it, even if we don't have the split-screen close-up shots of the kicker-stick.
The track is... Meh. It's okay, I'm sure it would grow on me.
I'm still an old git, and my tastes in "Hard Rock" are much more classic.Annihilator are still tight as ever, and Jeff Waters owns lead guitar... but the new lead doesn't have the power or vocal range of the original. :(:
I still love their Jazz like ability to completely switch the tempo on a dime.
Not a great "live" band, but very creative and artistic in composition.
Both, probably from the same time period as Imris cover. :wink:
Consequently the "young" bands I like are things like Sum 41
And sometimes (the over-produced) Good Charlotte
I like alternative / Emo stuff like Dead Weather too.
But I'm afraid I find most creativity in Freeform Happy Hardcore these days. It's also a kind of "open source" music, mixing bits and pieces of other things and compiling it into something new and contemporary. :wink: Sc@r - Bad Dreams (ELEM036) - F/C by Raw Elements on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free
Rock is "nostalgia" for me. I love it, but it's not very "now".
Has it really changed as much as we have since this classic I still remember fondly?:thumbup:
I like one or two songs of Megadeth, some of metallica, ac/dc but very little.
My taste for music is like Trivium, KSE, Arch Enemy, A7X, All That Remains, Bullet for my valentine, Lamb of God...
If you like Emo stuff you should listen some of that band called Panic! at the disco...
btw, this song is GREAT!!!
LOL! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT FRIDAY SONG? LOLOLOLOLOL
YouTube - ‪Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub)‬‏
Jesus, that Russian accent is really MTF AWESOME, but the best part, without any doubts is the end LMFAO
This one is good too
YouTube - ‪Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction With Lyrics‬‏
:lol: LMAO at the dub. :lol:
Never "got into" Megadeath, but I have great respect for them. Historically, Megadeath and Metallica both emerged from a split in the original band... rather like Guns'n'Roses and L.A. Guns.
Megadeth - A Tout Le Monde (unplugged)
You can spot excellent musicians when they can perform live with all the electrical wizardry taken off them. XD
Another classic band of the period playing one of the finest unplugged sessions I've ever seen, or heard.
Alice in Chains - No Excuses (unplugged) HD
It's a shame Kurt Cobain didn't live to produce one of these. (sadder still that his substance addictions lead him to end his own life) I saw him play with Nirvana and stoned off their nut or not, every one of them where excellent live performers. I don't think the band has ever recovered from his loss. :(:
I really dont like that kind of songs like that Alice in Chains lol
Its rare, if you send a sonf og them "plugged" it'd be good... I'm not really a big fan of acoustic songs
Alice in Chains - Plugged in!? Easily done...
Alice In Chains - Them Bones
:D:
Lol! Ahahahahahahahaa i kknow this song from somewhere!!!
Really good, probably from some game, cant remember!! shit!
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YouTube - ‪O susto do gordo (The scare of fat guy)‬‏
That poor guy is clearly a little... disturbed to begin with.
The game is clearly well written to have your full attention at the point the "scary image" is displayed... and there are lots of really good videos of people getting caught out by it.
Jogando no PC.... no serviço....é isso que dá... !!
I like that one... I don't know why.
I take it what you mean is that you don't like the Ballads. XD
I found some live footage of Nirvana and Kurt. R.I.P.
Nirvana - Lithium [Live]Beautifully, and completely unique for their time, they managed to combine the slower calmer Ballads and the Hard Rock into most of their tracks.
Love it. :D: Or as the Chinese would say, "Wo ainee".
Engrish.com had me stitches today.http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/up...ing-sneaks.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/up...den-fruits.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/up...cates-hand.jpg
Ahh well. We all make mistakes. :*: :lol:
Good Nirvana I love good music :D
BTW. This is true :) ~~~>
http://i.imgur.com/aOurt.jpg
I was so optimistic today ;)
http://i.imgur.com/EIqfB.jpg
And kPT related ;)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/201...40_high_29.jpg
YouTube - ‪Trivium - Rain *with lyrics*‬‏
the chorus is just awesome...
"swallow every blasphemy...."
"eat out your heart and make it bleed..."
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YouTube - ‪Trivium - Dying In Your Arms w/ lyrics‬‏
Very nice guitar, and this cover is also impressive:
YouTube - ‪Trivium - Dying in Your Arms (Guitar cover with solos)‬‏
I can't listen to guttural shouting like to first track, "Rain". The second, "Dying in Your Arms" is fantastic.
I love Vormavs Kinder Surprise and Internet "Nope" posts too. :lol:
I dont understand why you didnt like the Rain song.
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btw... this guy should stop snorting.
YouTube - ‪This Calling On Drums‬‏
Nice. Not such a complex track for drummer, but a nice one. I like the idea of a Drummer with a sense of humour, and it's cool that he still has time to headbang and mess around while he's still matching the drumming.
He's clearly enjoying what he's doing. Reminds me of the old One-Man-Band street and carnival performers. :)
looks like he snorted some bad shit lololol
nah, just kidding.. I'm more fan of Cobus btw. Here some videos:
YouTube - ‪Cobus - Demon Hunter - Lead Us Home (Drum Cover)‬‏
YouTube - ‪Cobus - Paramore - Careful (Drum Cover)‬‏
Looks more professional, you know, the studio and stuff. and the sound itself also.
(bob, just a noob question, can you understand everything, 100%, that the singer talks? :lol: )
"Daemon Hunter - Lead us home" Not a single word... but that's that "guttural roar" vocals I can't stand to listen to again. I know it's meant to be a grating sound, and it's a valid artistic style, but I'm afraid that without the contrast of clean vocals it just feels like a 3 year old throwing a temper tantrum and makes me want to drag it out of the store by it's wrist and give it a good bollocking. (maybe make it think I'm about to smack it, give it something to really cry about) You know?
"Paramore - Careful" Yes, every word... it's hard over the second drum set, but clean sources are easy to understand.
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Lyrics:
I settle down
A twisted up frown
Disguised as a smile, well
You would have never known
I had it all but not what I wanted
'Cause hope for me was a place unchartered
And overgrown
You'd make your way in
I'd resist you just like this
You can't tell me to feel
The truth never set me free
So I did it myself
You can't be to careful anymore
When all that is waiting for you
Won't come any closer
You've got to reach a little more
Open your eyes like I opened mine
It's only the real world
Oh, like you will never know
Shifting your weight to throw off the pain
Well you can ignore it
But only for so long
You look like I did
You resist me just like this
You can't tell me to heal
And it hurts remembering how it felt to shut down
You can't be to careful anymore
When all that is waiting for you
Won't come any closer
You've got to reach a little more
The truth never set me free
The truth never set me free
The truth never set me free
So I'll do it myself
You can't be to careful anymore
When all that is waiting for you
Won't come any closer
You've got to reach out
You can't be to careful anymore
When all that is waiting for you
Won't come any closer
You've got to reach out more
More
More
More
More, More
It's not caterday, but Imma post more LOLs anyway.They stole my image! :(:Yes, RZ forums have been down for some time. FYI, MentaL was optimising the DB by performing a backup, empty and restore. Presumably in response to the "time out" problems we where having, leading to double post and all sorts. Then MySQL decided to smack him like Vormavs' Internet cartoon above. :lol:
when you say guttural you mean the screamings?
I like the screamings :) gives more emotion to the song you know? lolol
Not "screams" as such. It's guttural screams, specifically.
This is how Hard Rock should be "screamed" to suit my ear:-This is how not to do it:-(another band I have immense respect for, but need instrumentals only to be able to listen to) XD
BTW, it's a shame the "live" footage of ManOWar doesn't have a Mic in the crowd... because "audience participation" is a large part of every set they do... and I can tell you from personal experience that being in that crowd throwing your fist in the air and yelling out at them "Hail, hail, hail and kill!" is an incredibly elating, powerful, and frightening feeling.
Frightening?Spoiler:
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Caturday tomorrow. Post more LOLs. XD>.< Get that cat out of my Databess now! It's shedding hairs on my data! :lol: (see Original thread)Quote:
Originally Posted by GooTz
what about this one?
YouTube - ‪As I Lay Dying- The Sound of Truth‬‏
-.- Needs instrumental. Was great till the vocals kicked in... actually, it was bearable while the harmonic vocalist was accompanying... but when he shut up, it's unintelligible noise spoiling the music. :(: Sorry. :/:
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My cousin sent that one. I thought it was hilarious.
have you ever seen that top 10 drugs, made by a germany actor?
I don't think I have.
I've seen Andy the Anti-Drug. XD
andy milonakis- anti drug on Vimeo
Heavily used in Happy Hardcore tracks. :wink:
"Watching people do drugs is my anti-drug... drug... drug... drug" :lol:
YouTube - ‪10 Drugs Not To Take While Driving - Kesslers Knigge - 10 Drogen - beim Autofahren / driving a car‬‏
I couldn't find any with en subtitles...
:lol: LOL :lol:
No, it doesn't really need much translation. It's pretty visual and the words are simple enough.
It's titled "10 drugs you should not take you if you drive a car" or "when you drive a car". (you decide)
Alcohol and Cocaine are my favourites in this video... with Cannabis ("Haschisch") a close second.
If you are confused as to what "Alle Zusammen" at the end is, (I was) I believe it means "All of them at once". :lol:
LMFAO, to me Ecstazy (named "bala" here, bala= candy) and LSD (named "doce" - also candy, but more like "sugar")
just a question bob: you say "water" like: watttttttttttttttttttter right? lolol
pple in USA says like: wahrer, you know? :P
WoT Warning (beware the Wall of Text. TY:D:)
I would say, I pronounce water like "wart'her" where they pronounce "wahder". Gerodies' would pronounce "wor'er". Wei aei man. :wink:
When I first moved to the midlands, I asked where I might purchase a "vase"...("vayze") everyone looked blank, as if I where from another planet.
I was asked "What is the green stuff in gardens?" so I replied
"You mean plants?" ("plarnts")
"I was thinking of grass, but plants will do." ("gra'ss" and "pla'nts") I was told. They realised I meant a "vazz".
What always made me laugh, is how U.S. English speakers can make fun of Canadians for their pronunciation of the word "about" (U.S. Americans seem to think Canadians pronounce it "aboot", but I think it's more like "aboat") and yet they can't pronounce a single "o" sound, as in "cot", "sod", "bottle", "off", "shot" etc. They pronounce "caht", "sahd", "bahdle", "ahff", "shaht". And by their pronunciation there is no way to get this short "o" sound. There is no phonetic equivalent. So I can't make and American English voice synthesiser pronounce it "correctly" even if I manually program the phonemes for such words. XD
My friends Fiancée is Northern Irish. (I don't know her religion) I told her I could not "hear" the difference in the words "her", "here", and "hair" on her voice, and had to rely on the "context" in which she said these words. She pronounced them, "hurr", "hurr" and "hurr" and claimed it was quite simple to tell the difference even without context. Much polite smiling was had around the table as we could all see that nobody who was not from Northern Ireland could, in fact, tell the difference. We where too polite to say any more as she was clearly adamant on the subject.
So pronunciation is clearly as much to do with the ear of the listener as the tongue of the announcer. (or... maybe "annunciator" is more apt)
British vs. Canadian Accent
This next guy makes the argument for the similarities between Canadian and British. All those pronunciations he says are "how you can tell if someone's Canadian" are (to my ear) the correct, normal pronunciation.
Canadian Accent
Some more? Is it "Lin'ex" or "Lynux"? ("Linux") Is it "Root" or "Rowt" ("Rout") Is it "Beeta" or "Bay'ta"? ("Beta") And finally, is it "Datah" or "Dayta"? ("Data")
I've mixed those up, so you can have fun working out which is the British and which the "American" pronunciation. :D:
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I've found a TAG, on YouTube that shows a lot of different English accents, which is cool. It pointed out to me that there are a lot of U.S. and also who Australians say "Darta" as well. :D:
I've not found the fantastic South African English accents, (there's actually at least two distinct different versions of that) or any Jamaican / Caribbean ones. But there are some French and Eastern European English speakers. ^_^ (good show)
May be cool to start spreading that TAG around here. Probably a SoundCloud version would be fine, if people don't have a camera / webcam they could post their accent / pronunciations up. :thumbup1:
bean lolololol
I liked more the last video.
But I thought it was more like "wattter" and not "wahrer"
And bob, I know that you dont like guttural songs, but what about this one?
YouTube - Forever in your hands - all that remains (lyrics)
I think the lyrics are good and there isnt too much "yelling" like the last ones.
It's okay. I preferred Two Weeks though.All That Remains - Two Weeks
Some cool accents:-
Geordie Tag : How do you say these words in Geordie / Newcastle accent GeordieOnly one bloke!
"Wharr username" XD Love it. :D
How Do You Say These Words
U.S. - Apparently New Jersy
Yes! You say "particularly" with quite a strong accent. XD
How Do YOU Say These Words
U.S. - South (but not too deep)
Yea... "Me'ook" sure, that's how you say Milk.
How do you Say These Words...{{Caribbean Accent}}
Caribian
"Tailett" Toilet. Awsome :D
;Re: How do you say these words/ Accents
Jamaican
Poor quality, but the best I could find... there's a lovely one done by a Trinidadian though.
How I say these words: Canadian Edition!!
Canadian
Fairly normal... for an American XD (continent of)
How do you say it? (TAG) and OFOTD
Australian
Too quiet. :(
My English Accent - How Do You Say These Words TAG
British
She's a female version of ME! OMG, too much waffle. But how she says "water" is how I say it.
How do you say these words? Scottish version!
Scotts
Very mild Scots accent TBH.
HOW DO YOU SAY THESE WORDS?
U.S. - Nevada
He gets so worked up about it. Ace. :D
Regional Dialect Meme - New Zealand
New Zeland
There's a good "Dartah", she says Water correctly though. ;)
Actually, I think accents are often different between genders within locations as well. But you know how women like to gas, so I guess they pick up the VLog thing more easily. XD
:lol:
Actually those 3 English words, I find really irritating. XD And there's another 3 word phrase Southern State people use to do the opposite. ie. to say something really nice, but let you know that they don't believe a word of it, are being sarcastic or, when used alone, believe that what you just said is complete BS.
And the phrase?
"Ain't that special."
Examples?
"So did you hear they have Priston Tale 2 now? Well ain't that special."
"RaGEZONE's been down the past couple of days, ain't that special."
"So the parking attendant gave me this cute little ticket, now ain't that special." and you can combine that one by following it with "Bless his heart." :lol:
bobsobol is the only person I know able to produce a wall of text based on air, ain't that special ?
Bless his heart :ott1:
why dont make this a pinned thread?
I believe the poll is standing at 5:0 to do just that. If the situation doesn't change dramatically before the closing date, it will be stickied.
Anyone besides me have poor taste in humour?
Bedtime Stories: RapunzelIf you are easily offended, this may not be the bedtime story for you. :wink:
@bobsobol "Groovy"
Spoiler in title =P
YouTube - ‪Ape With AK-47‬‏
Lmfao!
Believe it or not, I saw MentaL post that one just before I saw yours Vormav. It is funny though. :)
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Fitting in with the locals - fail?Quote:
Originally Posted by George W. Bush
I see :)
Anyone know how to do this in C?
switch ( 0x020305566 ) {
case 0x02030????:
//do something
break;
}
I would like to execute this case when 0x2030???? == 0x020305566 but ???? can be any number, 0x020305566 is number that have different 5566.
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OLD but still funny :)
‪Batman Kid - Tosh.0‬‏ - YouTube
lawl XD
int i = 0x20305566 & 0xFFFF0000;
switch (i){
case 0x20300000:
//do something
break;}
Will that do you?
Several alternatives exist:-
int i = 0x20305566 >> 16;
switch (i){
case 0x2030:
//do something
break;}
for example. Whatever you do, I think you need to process the input before performing selection on it. :wink:
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Bearing in mind where I'm posting this, anyone care to place odds as to how long I could get away with the attached release? Full source included. :lol:
No, I'm not attaching any copyright to that. You can call it yours if you like sell it for $ and I'll take this down. :thumbup:
& 0xFFFF0000; is so beautiful :blushing:
/me bows.
Actually, I suspect that using the second method and "short i" would actually make smaller code, but wouldn't improve (and may impair) performance.
You then work on a 16-bit figure in switch case, which means only Word based figures on both sides in the cmp, je / jne assembler, rather than DWord.
But since the CPU architecture is 32-bit, you'd still need one of them to be in a 32-bit register anyway. Depending on vendor specific implementation, that may result in more macro-instructions inside the CPU. (more specifically the ALU of the CPU)
Anyway, I think I like typing 4 less zeroes in each case statement, both for typing and reading.
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Oh yea, another old but good one which I can dedicate to DarkKnightH20 and use to illustrate the meaning of the word "guttural" to DV. XD The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene SpoofThanks to "Monkey and Apple"
THX!
Not only simple but its even working ;)
(its selector for my items (max customization))
for some reason PT like to send items information to server in 16 bit register (ax, [edi+1Ch])
[18+] ;)
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PS. code you uploaded is not compatible with my chair ;D