Lolled? Everything in index.php

I was just experimenting some things, and now i have made this: An index.php with everything except the theme itself in it! I thought i would just release it. I know it is useless, but im a noob and i want to make "Something".

THIS IS ONLY AN INDEX, NOT AN ME.PHP ETC.

Here is dl link: Quick Index.rar

But i have one question, could i just put the core in index.php?

Looks like some sort of noob release? I cba downloading it, Include a screenshot in your releases. Maybe a virus scan I don't trust this -.-

So...any screens?