What did your dog eat?

I'm creating this thread because I got so pissed, like 5 minutes ago.

I was on my laptop when my Rottweiler enters my room, I tell him to go out.I was pretty busy so I really I did not notice that actually, he took my BlackBerry phone, and ate it...

Fuck, FUCK.
FUCK!

PS: He swallowed my 8gigs Micro SD. :<:

250g of peanut butter smeared all over my ball sack.

My dog eat his own shit...

He will give your phone back eventually, just naturally

Actually he did not swallow my BlackBerry, that would be impossible unless it was torn apart.

He ate my usb flash drive , never to be seen again.

i know your feeling...
like 2 months ago my dog decided to eat my football shoes before a important football game...

your dog probably read "BlackBerry" on your phone and he put the name to test.

my dog once ate thumb drive
had it surgically removed >.>

had really important stuff on it D:

Check if the battery is punctured, if it is take your dog to the vets... I think battery acid can be harmful to anyone, not just dogs :P

The weirdest thing my puppy has ate is the other puppys poop :P

Dude you should DEFINITELY make your black berry ring and put it on youtube!

my dog ate itself.

My dog ate 4 and half wireless microsoft mouses . :<(

Rabbit shit, Cow shit, Cat shit, His own shit, Wooden doors, Wooden fence, toys, cardboard boxes, dandilions, grass...

Oh but he is a 6 month old puppy.