Some Jokes <not links and shit>
25 useless things in men body :
- 20 nails that can't hammer
- 2 nipples that can't produce milk
- 2 balls that can't bounce
- 1 Bird that can't fly.
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Puppy : Mom... How does my father look like ..?.
Mother Puppy : How do i know... he fucked me from behind .
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i dont understand this:please help :P
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A man decided to go to a massage parlour for the first time.When he gets there the woman is drop dead gorgeous,great big tits,nice face and an hour glass figure.Two minutes into the massage his dick is rock hard,
He asks if he can have a wank,'sure thing,' she says and leaves the room.
Five minutes later she pops her head round the door and asks him if he's finished.
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Do you know what tulsa spelled backwards?
a slut
Do you know what a slut backwards is?
$100
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a pirate walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
The bartender goes, gets hisdrink, and goes back over to give it to him
The bartender noticed something strange about him, so he looked oveer the bar to see a steeringwheel attached to the pirates zipper.
He says to the pirate," um exuse me sir, but i would like to point out that u have a steering wheel attached to your pant zipper."
the pirate quickly answers,"arr and its drivin me nuts."
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry hun; I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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