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yes, im talking about those female mean viscious monsters that rip your heart out at first chance.
*ahem*
long story short - tomorow im going partying, there is this girl i really like, i dont really know her and she doesent really know me.Shes a "friend of a friend".Do i stick around and be her friend etc. or should i go straight and tell her that i like her?
arrr...been alone some time now :(
go for it, if she a 'freind of a freind' there's nothing to loose.
My opinion go directly to her !
yea go talk to her ;)
well you have almost notting to lose, if she dont want to be your friend then you will keep knowing notting from her LOL
Go for it, if it all goes tits up then pretend u were that drunk, u don't remember a thing.
right dude if shes friend of a freind get your mate to introduce you to her thast if you dont already know each other. I take it you will be drinking? Which should make it easy to get talking to her. Just chat shit, make her laugh, find out what she rly likes and just proper focus on it do some reseach talk to her about it even if you dont like it. Being a freind of a freind allows you the perferct chance to hook up. Thats how I met most of the girls ive been out with.
If your talking and she dosnt seem intrested and you dont know what to say to her and shes looking bored heres a fucking life saver.. Say to her "I bet you have a nice smile" and then just smile at her (btw take some mints man make sure your breathe dosnt smell lol), 99% chance she will smile back and when she does, say I knew it! If she dosnt smile. Just say I guess not then and walk off, if she dosnt smile shes probaly a lesbein. Hope this helps!
well actually we WILL keep meating, 'cause shes a friend of this girl wich they are inseperable, and this other girl is the girlfriend of a very close friend of mine where when shes with him, the girl i like is with her.
But thats like once a month
arrr... :(
aw man thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
freaking sorry for the double-post but this is genius!
hey man no worries, I was born for this shit. Jus dont be a wuss and talk yourself out of it lol just go for it. If you try theres a 50% chance your gunna be happy and 50% chance you will be sad. If you dont try at all theres a 0% chance you will be happy. If you get turned down, keep ya chin up and just hit on the next drunk chick lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=MR=-
thanks man, means alot coming from you :D
edit: and yes, there is gona be a lot of dreenking :D
thats why i thought of this chance, mostly im a wuss when its about girls, and thought drinking might help
edit2: hm...i typed "dreenking" then "Drinking"...
damn, im already drunk
What you do is you take your laptop and plug it into the phone line and go surfin together!
Also say something nice about her eyes
already have :D
Your eyes are like 2 big bowls of cornflakes, half empty and turning green.
haha thats a keeper!
he's trying to GET the girl, not to GET RID of her :icon6:Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
rofl !Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
Try putting a 20 in your trouser zip, that should do the trick.
I repeat my last post :D rofl
nice ideas though :D
Haha your boobs resemble two fried eggs! that are being burnt in the hot sun :eh:.
-Mattio
im poor :(
Amso when ur talking try to talk as much about her unless she asks stuff about you, they don't like when guy's only talk about theirselves :)
Mr: On the internet they say i have 3 tounges, would you like see?
Girl: oh yes plzzzz (*wink wink*)
Mr: ok then lets go home ill show you that chat log but be shh moms in bed, LAL>
hahahahahah !Pure genious !Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
another question sprung in mind.
If things go well, how should i go in for the kiss?
I've only been with a girl once so i dont have much experience :(
pathetic i know =/
physical contact is important
its very important that u touch somehow b4 u go 4 the kiss, its a psychological thing.
doesnt matter what the touch is, u coud be passing her something and touch her hand it doesnt matter
good example that comes to mind, last party i was at was at i sat next 2 this girl and tapped her leg to get her attention and just asked if she wanted a drink, shes like yeah so i passed her 1 and asked her what she likes 2 drink.
got next 2 her, got the contact and got the conversation
every1s a winner!
sure hope so!Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
damn you guys are like an online dating FAQ or guide
thank you all very much!
it really is like nik says tho m8
just do it
or wasnt that nike?
Class :icon6:! Yeah just go for it, but remember Treat em tough, and you'll get your muff!Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
-Mattio
That sounds like rape. :eh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattio
it does doesn't it, about the kiss, the mood has to be right also the moment sweettalk a bit first :)
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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
lmao yeah
b1z dating guide 101.
stay away from women as much as possible!!!
i started dating in the 7th grade and now am just barely starting again (im 16)
mostly due to my sports getting in the way of everything...
they are like slot machines with bad payouts, sure you get a kiss, but damn that $20 you spent buying dinner or movie tickets could have been spent elsewhere.
now on a serious note ;)
just do what nik says, the one thing is, when you talk to a girl, NEVER
EVER
lose contact with her eyes, if you look at her "shirt" you are screwed, she will think you just want to fuck and leave...
some girls like that, some girls really dont, its not worth finding out.
also find a topic she likes, ask her if she plays any sports, what her job is, what shows does she watch or what does like to do for fun.
keep asking questions while maintaing eye contact, nod occasionally and answer asap, do not daydream about her being naked cause if she is talking about a family guy episode with you for 15 minutes then when she asks you what you thought about it and you go "....umm...huh...oh. yeah!!! that was funny :D"
she will most likely say "it was nice talking to you, see you around sometime" but the thing is YOU WONT!!!
that happened to my friend, so dont screw that up.
basically just keep calm, maintain eye contact, and only talk about what she wants to talk about.
if you know good body language, that is a huge bonus.
Just say to her, "I wanna get in your pants so im gonna keep buying you drinks till you dont know whats what and in the morning im gonna say were married"
Or you know, just keep eyecontact and keep talking about something shes interested but dont barrage her with questions.
-=MR=-. You might like this :D
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/2149.html
im gonna have to try the sex education one lol.
lol that kid is a crack up saw everything he ever pulled on the man show.
yeah i can do thatQuote:
Originally Posted by b1zn4tch
Im a kind guy who knows how to behave, so no probs with that
"wanna take a field trip in my pants?"
im SO using that
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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
omg dude thats frikkin classic
arrrr.
time to go, wish me luck
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My best wishes to you! :bye1:Quote:
Originally Posted by -=MR=-
yeah, good luck!
:(
sigh...
what happend? AS for the kiss, I know its late info but just go for it when you think the moments right dont ask cuz theymight say no lol and girls love a guy with confiedence but I cant spell it so fuck off lol
hum, yes
wasnt that lucky, what i didnt like was the bullshit though, she said she already has a boyfriend but i know thats a lie
Tipicall Bullshit ,all of them use it .
Punch her in the face. That always works. And then say her boobs look crooked.
Fuck Her man! I'm fuckin sick of women at the moment, all they fucking do is piss me off.
im kinda starting to think soQuote:
Originally Posted by AquaLord
meh, she has nice boobs and i dont wanna ruin her faceQuote:
Originally Posted by Shushibow
wish i could =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Nik-C
ahehehehe :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Silveron
mate it's not so hard - the kissing etc is the easy part, the hard part is handling them when they go crazy on you and you have no idea wtf they're talking about and they start talking crap about how much you hate them and how the whole world is against them and they want to die omggggggg etc etc :rolleyes:
I'm never goin out with any chicks under about 20 anymore - no matter HOW freakin hot they are - the emotional instability is just not worth it!! :bangin:
1 question how old are you? cause if you where like 20 i would say OMG .... but different age different advice so?!?!? age?
16!
but you are all very late :P
how did you get on then?