Plastic Surgery Is Not That Great

A 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100."
She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100."
Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?".

God said: "I didn't recognize you".

really old joke ^^

yeah tot it would be a gd thing to post up the old classic joke lol.. =P

hey even if it is classic its still a gr8 joke n1 m8 :D

Lmao Funny thing... So how did she look like

LOOK EXCLAMATIO IS LOOKING

lol, moral of the story? never do plastics or your nose will fall off o.O

g8 one love it~

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Originally Posted by OutKaster

lol, moral of the story? never do plastics or your nose will fall off o.O

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just like MJ eh? (MJ=michael jackson)

damn thats really old. but still made me smile.

it is old...
pwnd
(just to pee of rish :D)

edited by rish for 2nd time: PWNT IS MY WORD!! unedit it again and die!!

i love it =] btw rishwin why u claim the p word is ur word... someone else invented it =D no offence... just wondering

lol boozle, "PWNT" is my word :P
use "pwnd" as mush as u want

u can use... Pwn..Pwnd..Pawn..Pwn'ED..|>WND.. Puan.. etc..

yup u can write it anyway u want aslong as it doesn't end with a "T" :P

wat about pwnomfgwtfbbqSHEEEEEZNITTT

u know.. stick to pwn.. its simple,nice and neat.. and more understandable..

so many technicalities for one word :S (srry if i spelt that wrong)
i like owned its simple :)

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Originally Posted by rishwin

yup u can write it anyway u want aslong as it doesn't end with a "T" :P

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He's not the boss of me!


Lmao, great joke.



















PWNT *run* *hide IP*

I don't care how old this is.

I still smiled at it! :)

haha good joke