found this joke

A YOUNG MAN THOUGHT OF BUYING A GIFT FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. AFTER SUCH DELIBERATION, HE FINALLY SETTLED INTO BUYING A PAIR OF GLOVES. HE ASKED HIS SISTER TO ACCOMPANY HIM TO THE LADIES SHOP TO MAKE HIS
PURCHASE. HIS SISTER BOUGHT 2 PANTIES FOR HERSELF. THE TWO WERE MIXED UP ON THE COUNTER SO HIS SISTER GOT THE GLOVES. THE YOUNG MAN SENT THE PACKAGES TO HIS SWEETHEART "NOT KNOWING THE CONTENT OF THE PACKAGE" WITH A LETTER.

Dear Sweetheart,

This gift is to tell you that I am keeping in touch this Valentine's Day. I choice this gift to replace the one I tore during our first date because, since then you have not been in the habit of wearing any when we got out on evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have bought the short one. The saleslady from whom I bought them showed me the pair she was wearing. She told me that she had been wearing them for three consecutive weeks, it had not been soiled at all and it was very soft to touch. I asked the saleslady to wear it and it looked very nice on
her. I don't know your exact size but I thought I am in a better position than any one to guess since I hold it most of the time. They will naturally be a little deep to wear and sometimes will have a tendency to smell, so put a little talcum powder before wearing it. Be sure to deep them off while cleaning for they are liable to shrink. I hope you will accept them with the thought that I gave them to you. Please wear them on Friday evening so I will always have the pleasure of removing them.

Always,

Honey

P.S.

I will look forward to kiss the front as well as the back of them. The saleslady said that the latest style is wearing them unbuttoned to give the carefree look. If they are small, send them back to me so I could stretch them by putting them on mine. Don't forget to put my favorite scent on.... I LOVE YOU.......

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...im so bored >.<

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haha, PWNT indeed wen she dumps him ^^

meh too long but its still funny lol :icon6: