Sob Story

One day, I saw two little girls crying a lot on a bench in the park.

Thinking they might be hurt, I went over and asked them. "Are you all right?"

Still crying, one girl showed me her doll and said, "My baby's arm came off."

I took the doll from the girl and soon fixed her arm. "Thank you." came a whisper.



Next, I asked her friend, "and what's the matter with you, young lady?" She wiped her cheeks and said, "I was helping her cry."

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i want to go to hell

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.



"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."



The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams Oh my God, "says the old lady, "now what is happening?"



"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."



"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."



"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"

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found it also somewhere lol
im so booooored and sleepy but im too lazy to sleep >< lol

=) i'm sure many heard that b4.. but its always gd to bring it up.. nice thread

first was quite crap
but second ownd :D

yea i dun like the first one but the second is definitely great :thumbup: that old lady owns lol

first one sucked second owned