last night... ohh last night
here ladies and gentlemen is the stroy of my eventful night.
started off with a train journey from mine into manchester, its about a 40 min ride, on the way there was this crazy crazy drunk guy telling crap jokes and general making every1 feel uneasy
we got into manchester and went straight to a cool bar i know for cheap shots to get us all started, was pretty cool we went right 2 the bar and had 10 shots straight away, bam bam bam all gone.
thats because me and maka are hardcore mother fuckers shamone
i rang a girl i was gonna meet called ria and she was down the road in a bar called mantos, so off we skipped down canal street to this bar where we were told we couldnt egt in because we wernt members. I offered them a game of rock paper scissors and if i won they had to let me in. the declined. bastards.
phoned ria again and she sent this incredibly gay guy down to meet us and he got us in for free because we are sexy bitches.
after a few mions i went to get shots of sambuca and wkd to wash it down with. maka set my drink on fire and it burnt my throat :(
we were all sat on the balcony and after a while we went downstairs as the balcony got closed off.
after not too long i was sat between ria and her friend who proceded to give me a good seeing to right there on the leather couch, whilst maka was winning on the fruit machine
after not too long we actually got thrown out for sexual acts in plain sight of the whole bar :(
we waited outside and maka left his beer for me (a whole pint!)
and then off we went outside to watch people dive into the fucking canal the crazy bastards.
maka actually took his top off and wanted to jump in too, the crazy dutch bastard.
i thought to myself "fuck that" and proceded to not jump in.
then off to new york new york which was the gayest bar this side of gay town, we had a 2 shots of black sambuca and 2 blue after shocks followed by a few coronas with a lemon.
then some random lady who thought we were students came over and started to fucking pour black sambuca in to mine and makas mouths, fucking ace shit.
she seemed to think we were both students and kept telling us that she could just tell we were students and if we came again she would give us loooads of free drink! bonus!
i didnt have the heart to tell her we wernt xD
this woman was behind maka and she was being chatted up by some random dude, however maka gave her a light for a cig and she kissed him
this random then actually started to cry, it was actually pretty fucking hilarious.
closing time came and we had missed our night bus back so there we were in manchester thinking about our options. i wanted to sleep in the train station but maka was like fuck that shit nigger.
we went round the back of the station to the taxis and asked how much 1st 1 offered us
