There is a kamakaze fly in my room trying to destroy me? WHAT SHALL I DO!
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There is a kamakaze fly in my room trying to destroy me? WHAT SHALL I DO!
Catch him and take em outside.
Tell him my adress quick! i dreamed about kamikaze for years even mailed about it to santa claus dude.
catch it and keep it as a pet. then try to make it kill other ppl:thumbup:
take piccy!
give it to me!!!! :P
Eat it??
lol that would be the best thing to do. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Konrow
get some string, tie one end to the fly (dont dmg wings!) and the other to a stone and have hours of fun :P
pfft isn't it obvious?
options:
1.) use ur wings and kamakaze him :tp: see how he likes it then ^^
2.) use my good-ol buddy- Mortein!
3.) go buy a venus fly trap plant
4.) buy a chamelion
5.) change ur name and skip town :thumbup:
or 6.) hire it as a SUPER MOD SUPER FLY!!! :icon6:
flamesword it
Shoot it out of the air by pissing on it.
Just watcha where your pissing! hit it on the comp and you'll have an afro lmao.Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
-Mattio
Setup "FlyTape" around every corner of your house >8)
:icon6: ssddss =OQuote:
Originally Posted by ssddss
Crash
I Play Squash - I Have A Squash Racket.
Go Figure :good:
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Originally Posted by DonTonberry
put the racket up ur arse and eat the fly?
dude have u ever heard of a fly swatter before :)
either that or put a laod of honey in a plastic container and stick that ina box (address it to somewhere in nabrasca and cover the box in a load of stamps) make sure the plastic thing has no lid and then put it near the fly and hey presto air mail.
"w00t nebrasca here i come" said the fly in his box. :thumbup:
Sadly he died in an accident..
He was flying around the fan on my wall and he hit the blade, he smashed against the wall hit his head and never woke back up :(!
oooooh ive the saying when the shit hits the fan but this is ridiculouse
its not too late: mouth-to-mouth quick mental!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MentaL
he cant die on you !!!
wen they come in my room i get a pint glass n trap them in it, n they can last like a full day crawling about n then they die, i once had a big giant ass spider in there to join 2 of them lol it was fun, yes i'm evil :)
Crush it into thousands of peices, stick it in a samwhich with ham and lettice and enjoy the crunchy delicous taste
sounds like a plan to me :D
or catch 2 of em and watch them fight :)
place your bets lads.
but they all look the same , i think u shud paint one first
Thats the good thing if you lose the bet, say your one won and the other died :D
touche mr jack, touche
i agree with u :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Konrow
few people i would sent it after
Sorry this is kinda off topic, but is it just me or did ssddss just fuckin post? if so welcome back :thumbup:.
-Mattio
PS: I just had a wasp in the comp room! shat myself lol :D.
Well, too late now -- but for those of you who have seen "Ricky Gervais - Animals", you may already know what I was gonna suggest. :D
People tell me it's good but I haven't seen it. :cry: I've seen him do Politics though :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0celot
-Mattio
haha lol yes and if you havnt seen it all you must :DQuote:
Originally Posted by 0celot
this thread is should be over lol...
damn fly is already dead. :rofl:
how dare one say that
u do realise that the fly would suffocate if u painted it, flies breath thru their skin fool. oooooooh get a one of those spider wasps and a tarantuala and watch them fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boro Boy Bazi
the wasp lays it's eggs in the spider and then the eggs hatch and eat the spider alive :thumbup:......nature can be so cruel....but fun :smilie3:
yep, everybody knows as much as fllys as you do.
Nope.
nature boi
Yeah Dudes - Locked Lol.