Originally Posted by DonTonberry
The Book of Don 10:9
"The path of DonTonberry is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is Don who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For Don is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Don when I lay my vengeance upon you."