Shopping Rage

Ok,
Its christmas and we all know how stressful shopping at this time of year can be. So I decided lets see what pisses you off most when shopping.

Try to keep it to one item per post. Gives us a chance to poke fun at you.


-My Rage,
One of the things that annoys the hell at of me is leaving your shopping at the till walking off coming back and then expect every one to have waited just for you to dance around. And I am not talking just about random people who run of to get one or two items they forgot im talking about people who do half there shopping the go do there other half and expect to jump the ques.

Just yesterday,
I was out shopping at lidl [yes im cheap deal with it]
So I do my shopping go to the till and see a trolly and a basket both full at the till. No one is around who it belongs to and the till is now becoming near empty. So I put my shopping on the till and just as I finish some one says excuse me but dont push infront.

So I turn around and say "what" as I think I have misheard. So this person is the person who owns the basket. He then continues to moan that I pushed in and I should let him in front. Then just as I am about to say something the trolly owner comes back and then starts to bitch.

So I just ignore for a few more seconds[felt like 30 minutes] then I just lost my rag. My reply

"Look mate its not up to me nor do I have time to wait for you to do your damn shopping. Do your shopping them come to the till not place half your shopping at the till then go shopping again and expect every one to fucking wait for your dumb ass. When I got here you was not here so that means you was not in the que so deal with it."

The trolly man decides to step down but the basket man decides he wants to try be mr big bolloxs. He starts swearing calling me an ignorant white cunt [dude was indian] and spout more racist shit. So that was it for me I decided to make this cunt look like a fool so I said"

"Look you little retarded window licking spastic fucking cunt. Do your self a favor and turn the fuck away from me before I show you what an ignorant white cunt really is. Dont blame me because you cant do your damn shopping and you dont have the mental capacity to write a list or remember what you need. if you dont like waiting I suggest you be in the que not prancing around the store. See them people behind you they are in a que. So the people over there in a que. See your ass not in the que. Actually I know what. Hay madam [woman behind the basket man. You only got a couple of items come in front of me as you was here before he got back"

Woman says she is ok but I pretty much grab her basket and stuff and say "no dont worry you was in this que before him so you go first"

Now the indian cunt is strarting to burst a blood vessel and im laughing my ass off. And he does not have the balls to start any more but now starts eyeing up the woman ive placed infront of me and starts bad mouthing under his breath. So I move infront of him look down and finish his public humiliation with

"What was that. What you dont have the balls to talk shit to me any more so your going to bad mouth this lady under your breath. How about you try and bad mouth me with the words you just said about her. Go on be my guest because you must be to fucking dumb to understand ever person in this que is now looking at you like a god damn retard. I swear im shocked some people are not laughing on the floor. Do your self a favor shut up wait your turn and be glad making you look like a damn twat is the only thing I did"

I turn around and a number of people on the other que clap, one woman is pissing her self biarly able to stop her self screaming in laughter


So whats your shopping war story

Is that a regular thing people do over there? No one would leave their basket in the line here in the states and be out doing their shopping...hell the cashier would push it out the way if they weren't back in 30 seconds. As stated ...the forgot one thing person is covered...but half their shopping? Or were you exaggerating that a bit? :)

Mate. Legendary! Without sounding like a racist but one thing I do notice is how ignorant some Indian locals in Glasgow really can be. Thankfully I haven't had trouble with anyone being a pain to me (I was smart and finished my shopping by December 1st :thumbup1:) but to see some fool get their comeuppance is just great!

http://i.imgur.com/zcbwL.png

I remember the good days of RZ when everyone flamed people who made threads like this.

3 people got stabbed today by some kids trying to be funny , it was in a store where they had a 50% off sale

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Originally Posted by Sir Kidd

Ok,
Its christmas and we all know how stressful shopping at this time of year can be. So I decided lets see what pisses you off most when shopping.

Try to keep it to one item per post. Gives us a chance to poke fun at you.


-My Rage,
One of the things that annoys the hell at of me is leaving your shopping at the till walking off coming back and then expect every one to have waited just for you to dance around. And I am not talking just about random people who run of to get one or two items they forgot im talking about people who do half there shopping the go do there other half and expect to jump the ques.

Just yesterday,
I was out shopping at lidl [yes im cheap deal with it]
So I do my shopping go to the till and see a trolly and a basket both full at the till. No one is around who it belongs to and the till is now becoming near empty. So I put my shopping on the till and just as I finish some one says excuse me but dont push infront.

So I turn around and say "what" as I think I have misheard. So this person is the person who owns the basket. He then continues to moan that I pushed in and I should let him in front. Then just as I am about to say something the trolly owner comes back and then starts to bitch.

So I just ignore for a few more seconds[felt like 30 minutes] then I just lost my rag. My reply

"Look mate its not up to me nor do I have time to wait for you to do your damn shopping. Do your shopping them come to the till not place half your shopping at the till then go shopping again and expect every one to fucking wait for your dumb ass. When I got here you was not here so that means you was not in the que so deal with it."

The trolly man decides to step down but the basket man decides he wants to try be mr big bolloxs. He starts swearing calling me an ignorant white cunt [dude was indian] and spout more racist shit. So that was it for me I decided to make this cunt look like a fool so I said"

"Look you little retarded window licking spastic fucking cunt. Do your self a favor and turn the fuck away from me before I show you what an ignorant white cunt really is. Dont blame me because you cant do your damn shopping and you dont have the mental capacity to write a list or remember what you need. if you dont like waiting I suggest you be in the que not prancing around the store. See them people behind you they are in a que. So the people over there in a que. See your ass not in the que. Actually I know what. Hay madam [woman behind the basket man. You only got a couple of items come in front of me as you was here before he got back"

Woman says she is ok but I pretty much grab her basket and stuff and say "no dont worry you was in this que before him so you go first"

Now the indian cunt is strarting to burst a blood vessel and im laughing my ass off. And he does not have the balls to start any more but now starts eyeing up the woman ive placed infront of me and starts bad mouthing under his breath. So I move infront of him look down and finish his public humiliation with

"What was that. What you dont have the balls to talk shit to me any more so your going to bad mouth this lady under your breath. How about you try and bad mouth me with the words you just said about her. Go on be my guest because you must be to fucking dumb to understand ever person in this que is now looking at you like a god damn retard. I swear im shocked some people are not laughing on the floor. Do your self a favor shut up wait your turn and be glad making you look like a damn twat is the only thing I did"

I turn around and a number of people on the other que clap, one woman is pissing her self biarly able to stop her self screaming in laughter


So whats your shopping war story

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What else do you expect from last minute christmas shopping? :P

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Off topic, I love quoting long threads.

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Originally Posted by Wilfred

3 people got stabbed today by some kids trying to be funny , it was in a store where they had a 50% off sale

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dafuq

I swear shopping is never stressful for me. I spent maybe 10 minutes and got everyone presents and finished with McDonalds!

Haven't you heard of internet shopping?...

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Originally Posted by Robert

Haven't you heard of internet shopping?...

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i live in suriname , there is no internet shopping here

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Originally Posted by Hejula

I swear shopping is never stressful for me. I spent maybe 10 minutes and got everyone presents and finished with McDonalds!

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Thats one of the privileges of living in oldham! Because most of the population don't celebrate Christmas.. :thumbup1:If you know what i mean.

It's the sales or the crazy shoppers trying to get the last deals I hate. I tend to avoid going out after Christmas Day or even few days before. Have people seen those clips of people falling over at the doors being opened and then almost killing one another because they want that cute little handbag which is 75% off. It's like they've completely forgot what Christmas is meant to be about. It goes from giving to greed overnight literally. -.-

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Originally Posted by Wilfred

i live in suriname , there is no internet shopping here

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I hadn't realised this thread was about what you can and can't do in Suriname.

I don't see the point in acting like all that, why couldn't you just keep your calm, what's the big deal about trying to act like your a "harder" than the other person.

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Originally Posted by Ron

http://i.imgur.com/zcbwL.png

I remember the good days of RZ when everyone flamed people who made threads like this.

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I was just thinking the same thing. This Sir Kidd gent sounds like a monumental bellend!

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Originally Posted by SiGGy

I was just thinking the same thing. This Sir Kidd gent sounds like a monumental bellend!

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To be fair so does the guy leaving a shopping troll to reserve his place in line. Think I'd have just moved it out of the way and told him to fuck off if he complained, then ignored him. What's he going to do, attack me with shit loads of witnesses?