the creation story

hehe nice story the dutch people will like it especially ;-)

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God showed great satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said:" what is it?"

"It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it.

I'm going to call it earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance. "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "for example, North-America will be a place of great opportunities, and wealth while South-America is going to be poor. The middle part will be a hot spot. Over there, I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot an arid while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."

The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a tiny flat land mass on a corner and asked: " What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's the Netherlands, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautifull rivers, lakes, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from the Netherlands are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and
high-achieving, and they will be known troughout the world as discoverers and carriers of peace. They will be admired by all who come across them.

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance God?" "You said there would be balance?"

God replied wisely. "Wait untill you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them.

Lol,I live in The Netherland :P,Its not so beautiful here.

hmm nice but y in Netherland ? there are other beautiful places too , im sure

yeah, there is plenty of other beautiful places, but still, i guess it was kinda funny last part:icon6: