The Walmart Game

So I ran across this on another forum I frequent...and knew I would get hilarious answers here :)


The Walmart Game:

Rules:

You're only allowed 3 items.
It has to be things that are available in Walmart.
Be creative.

Breakdown:

Imagine you wanted to go to the register in Walmart with the strangest combination of 3 things ever....just to try and freak the cashier out....What would those three things be????


My answer:

Spoiler:

Cucumber, Vasoline, My Little Pony DVD.

tomato,slingshot(do they sell those), potato

makeup, high heels, shotgun.

Bike tires, tire-repair-kit, thumbtacks

Condoms, saw blade, fishing pole.

Whipped cream, laxative and duct tape.

Bikini(extra small), Condoms, and K-Y Lub

You guys aren't trying hard enough.

Spoiler:

Case of beer, a funnel... and lube.

Hunting rifle, human sized bag, shovel.
(btw in the rules its "you're" not "your" :):)

A knife, lube and a car battery

Quote:

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Originally Posted by iamgurb

(btw in the rules its "you're" not "your" :):)

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+1 for the Grammar Nazi :)

condoms (10 - 20), balloon pump, happy B-day greeting card

Avocado,Hammer,Chinese fighting fish

Quote:

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Originally Posted by iamgurb

(btw in the rules its "you're" not "your" :):)

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GREAT! Now Mental shared it on Facebook before I edited it and my bad grammar is being displayed to the WORLD!!!!!! LOL

Don't normally allow forum games but this is an interesting one...

Spoiler:

Lady's skirt, lady's blouse, pack of XL condoms

Gotta love dat crossdresser :zippy: