The Chinese Detective. ROFL

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20-10-05
leviathann

The Chinese Detective. ROFL

okay I found this fucking funny. I'm chinese by the way. but what the hell.

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report.......

Most honorable Sir,
You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

No Fee.

xD!!!
20-10-05
Evilkitten

lol

that made me giggle :D
20-10-05
aznzero

lol stupid detective touching himself lol
20-10-05
leviathann

hahaha omfg. imagine an old chinese dude in a long detective coat rubbing himself. ACK!!! oh god I can't eat
20-10-05
Mattio

L0L! That is fucking brilliant! Definatley one to tell the freinds. :thumbup:

-Mattio
20-10-05
leviathann

haha! glad u enjoyed it
20-10-05
LightWarrior

Hahahahahaha, you made me cry and cough at the same time :P!!
20-10-05
Jeriel

wtf?!!!

Quote:

I play with me
20-10-05
leviathann

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeriel

wtf?!!!

hahaha. okay there are two ways your wtf?!!! can go. it can be

1. you don't understand the I play me

or 2. you're utterly disgusted.

tell me you're option two. xP
20-10-05
BladeX

lol nice ^^
20-10-05
Rishwin

*takes page ouf of Ex's book*
lol thats ace ! :D
20-10-05
2SHAE

lol nice joke, never heard it b4 made me laugh :)
20-10-05
Rampage505

lmao nice joke
20-10-05
Iain

nice joke
Rofl
20-10-05
Vendaku~Metal

LOL. Crazy chinese people. :P
20-10-05
leviathann

haha glad you guys liked it..

oh, I got it off a web.. >> http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes2.shtml

or.. you can just go to yahoo.. and search for sex jokes. LOL.

yeah well, I wouldn't want to take all the credit. x)
20-10-05
exclamatio

Quote:

Originally Posted by rishwin

*takes page ouf of Ex's book*
lol thats ace ! :D

xD took the words outa my mouth hehe :D
20-10-05
Genryu

lmao,funny man
20-10-05
Jeriel

Quote:

Originally Posted by leviathann

hahaha. okay there are two ways your wtf?!!! can go. it can be

1. you don't understand the I play me

or 2. you're utterly disgusted.

tell me you're option two. xP

haha of cos its option 2 im not a moron
20-10-05
inQontroL

haha funny , u made that up yourself ?
20-10-05
[GR]SiLvER

lmfao !
simple and t3h funny :D
21-10-05
johannesr

thats a good one
22-10-05
shadowmist

Quote:

She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

No Fee.

it rhymes!! lol, funny btw
22-10-05
InZan3

Haha thats a funny one :D
Nice!