One night while tending bar the bartender notices this hideous looking fella at the far end of the bar with several hot women around him. Finally the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him and he walks down to where the ugly man is.Quote:
The joke in this is quite subtle. & If you do get it you will find it shit. Enjoy!
The bartender says, "Please don't get offended when I tell you this but I couldn't help noticing you have several beautiful women hanging all over you and forgive me but you are not exactly the most handsome person I've ever seen. In fact you're quite ugly."
The bartender goes on, "Now normally I would think these ladies are attracted to you because of your money but I can tell by the way you're dressed and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks it's not the money. Tell me sir what is it about you that these women are so crazy about?"
The man paused a moment.......
He licked his eyebrows and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."
