[txt]Comfortable Blonde Joke
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette
balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 out west to
another ranch where a man has a prize bull to sell.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull and decides
she does want to buy it. The man tell her that he can sell it for $599,
NO LESS.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sis a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph
office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her
that I've bought the bull. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home" The operator
explains that he'd be glad to help her, but "It is 99 cents a word."
Well. She only has $1 left. She can only send one word. She thought a
few minutes, nodded, and said "I want you to send her the word
'comfortable' ".
He shakes his head. "How's she ever going to know that that means you
want her to hitch the trailer to the pickup truck and drive out here to
haul that bull back to your ranch, if all you send is the word
'comfortable' ?"
She explains: My sister's a blonde. She'll read it very slowly.
