10 Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

[PoorShot^^;;]

1.They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

2.This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.

3.Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!

4.I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

5.I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

6.I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

7.Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

8.The coffee machine is broken..."

9.Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

10. ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

 

[Becky]

lol at the first few and the last one especially.

 

[Capricorn]

rofl @ the last one

 

[Nik-C]

last1 best :tp:

 

[ZeroCaliber]

last and first are pure class. iv done the 1st one <.<.. hehe

 

[Sipher]

rofl @ the last 1, class

 

[Silveron]

I've said the first one and the second, that was at my school, 2 times, same teacher :drooling1

I dont get the last one

 

[Evilkitten]

I've said the first one and the second, that was at my school, 2 times, same teacher :drooling1

I dont get the last one

u know when u pray, u usually have ur head down, eyes close so incidently when he wakes up he pretends he was praying whilst at work. U understand now?

lol, funny excuses

 

[Silveron]

yep yep ^^
thanks EK

 

[QuikS]

11) a fly flew into my eye and i was trying to sufficate it

quote from faimly guy <<< best program ever

 

[Silveron]

family guy you fool!

Damn, thank you for saying it, now i haev another show to get

 

[QuikS]

have u fool!

 

[randyrandy]

Last one rocks ^^;

 

[tree fitty]

Lmao Too Funny

 

[youth89]

That is some classy stuff there little lady...?

I almost had been fired for something like that, I had said something about how I played Everquest again... my manager loves that game, hes some hardcore crazy weird RPer, he literally RPs in the store.

 

[exclamatio]

lmao class im so gonna use all of them