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[+15 TXT]Warming up

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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold."

The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up".

So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said "My nose is cold."

The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up."

So he did and his nose began to get warm.

He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what? I think my penis is frozen solid"

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
 
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Lmfao, I need to meet someone as stupid as that.
 
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That was a good one mate :winky: ahh how humerous sexually orientated jokes are ^^
 
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Lmfao, that's a new one
 
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I loled @ that :p

Before I got to like the lost 4 lines I thought it was going to be horrible.
 
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dumb gurls ftw! :\
 
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lol nice one! where does that girl live again? :p
 
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hahaha very nice one :p
 
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