A joke... 18+

[sutsurikeru]

Premature Ejaculation

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

After a few minutes

 

[NoPeace]

LMAO, thats a great one

NoPeace - out

 

[RsX]

LOLZZ nice!! I have one too

At an indian tribe, A father was teaching his son the art of nicknames...

Father: "Your Older brother is called Full Moon because he was born on a full moon. Your younger brother is called Singing Birds because there were many singing birds when he was born.
Your sister is called Sunset because she was born when there was a sunset... Do you
understand now, son?

Son: "Yeah, but where did my name come from?"

Father: "I can only explain to you when you are old enough, Ripped Condom.



LOLZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[exclamatio]

LOLZZ nice!! I have one too

At an indian tribe, A father was teaching his son the art of nicknames...

Father: "Your Older brother is called Full Moon because he was born on a full moon. Your younger brother is called Singing Birds because there were many singing birds when he was born.
Your sister is called Sunset because she was born when there was a sunset... Do you
understand now, son?

Son: "Yeah, but where did my name come from?"

Father: "I can only explain to you when you are old enough, Ripped Condom.



LOLZZZZZZZZZZ

lol thats well harsh

 

[RsX]

yup my dad told me that one

 

[WYWH]

poor Ripped Condom...
nice joke about the pistol ^_^

 

[RsX]

eoop i likeD it 2

naughty wife

 

[Darkthrone]

rofl haha nice

 

[RapiD]

lol! very nice jokes!

 

[NoPeace]

hmmm... i wounder how Ripped Comdom got his name

NoPeace - out

 

[DragonWoLf]

ROFL am sending this to evryone me knows in college lol

 

[RsX]

witch one?

 

[QuikS]

lmao class

 

[Foxdemon]

lolx...violent wife