A guy and his little dog walk into a bar and start watching a England football match. Every time England scores, the little dog jumps up on the table and does three back flips, then jumps down. After the third goal, the bartender finally walks up to the guy and says "Hey, that's a pretty neat dog you got there. What does he do when they win a game?". The guy says, "I don't know, I've only had him for five years."
