A Small Riddle

[Mike]

I'm super bored

Anyways... Here it is..


Mr. Fisher is a night watchman in a large company. On a certain morning when Mr. Fisher wants to go home, his boss tells him: "I'll go for a businesstrip to Norway. Tomorrow I will depart from Heathrow airport." Mr. Fisher however advises him to take a boat. "Why should I?" asked the president. "This night I dreamed that the plane to Norway crashes, just before it will land," is the response. The president smiles first, but since he is pretty superstitious he decides to take the boat. When he arrives in Norway, he is told that the plane which he should have taken had crashed. When the president returns from the trip, he gives a big reward to Mr. Fisher and immediately fires him. Why?

 

[Parker]

Was he sleeping at work as a night watchman?

 

[Laced]

he talked to the fish and they told him it was gonna happen, and he fired him cause hes a psychic and hes scared of him now?

 

[wounded]

Like Parker said, sleeping on the job.

 

[Roamer]

I thought it was Sleeping but maybe its because he did the right thing in the one part o-o

 

[Parker]

Mine was more along the lines of if his a night watchman why is he sleeping and also telling the boss that his sleeping on the job :tongue:

Mr. Fisher is a night watchman in a large company. On a certain morning when Mr. Fisher wants to go home, his boss tells him: "I'll go for a businesstrip to Norway. Tomorrow I will depart from Heathrow airport." Mr. Fisher however advises him to take a boat. "Why should I?" asked the president. "This night I dreamed that the plane to Norway crashes, just before it will land," is the response. The president smiles first, but since he is pretty superstitious he decides to take the boat. When he arrives in Norway, he is told that the plane which he should have taken had crashed. When the president returns from the trip, he gives a big reward to Mr. Fisher and immediately fires him. Why?

 

[Rishwin]

Yeh too obvious, he was sleeping on the job.

 

[Trillian]

yeh he was sleeping xD

 

[Morhsn]

What are you all talking about? Sleeping? o_o
Think of something more logic...

 

[kuribohgx]

He was fired because the president is superstitious.

 

[Mike]

Was he sleeping at work as a night watchman?

You win.

Betcha can't solve this one!

A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert.

He is wearing a backpack.

His ribs are crushed.

The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago.

Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months.

What happened?

 

[KillerNeedle]

he fell off a plane insted of grabing a parashoot he grabed a backpack?

 

[Askill3]

He fell from a plane and his parachute didnt open. Simple.

 

[Trillian]

yeh he fell from a plane instead of a parachute he grabbed a backpack

 

[Laced]

Obvious seriously, parachute didn't work when he jumped from the plane.

 

[Mike]

wowww.

I seem to need some better riddles

 

[ChewBecca]

wowww.

I seem to need some better riddles

lol i think pieman owns you at riddles

 

[KillerNeedle]

no pie man made a riddle that he cant even answer -) lolz

 

[EliteGM]

Rofl yeah but atleast that one was hard ;p

 

[SneakyDeath]

The plane did crash but it crashed in the morning and the boss's trip was at night.