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### ARK's Drunken Story - Part 1###

Junior Spellweaver
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A nice short story to pass time lol...

T'was a dark cold thursday nite when all of a sudden a text message was recieved, "You cumin the pub?" Without a second thought i put on my shit, and went for a pint. First 1 is always the best - but then u realise you've had 5 >.<
Next thing i knew a taxi had arrived - ready to take me and ARKDarko into town. We arrived at Lloyds Bar at about a quater to 11...There were so many fit women i thought it was heaven!
Double vodka's and redbull's and bottles of stella, we drank until it hit 2am! We then had an idea to go to a strip club (d'oh) ended up in Spearmint Rhino till about 4am (
 
lol and to top the story off i was with the dog while it was dying crying and now this morning we woke up and .......................:cry:
shes running round the house in circles like nothing ever happened:confused: lol and thats my side of th story mauahha
 
k if u thought that was bad we did it all again on saturday night. im still very drunk now as we was having like 4 or 5 triples vodka not too mention the doubles and singles and 5 or 6 pints , i think we can honestly say we was fucked part from arkdarko cos he was in a corner with a bitch so we ordered 3 triple vodkas everytime and drank his one too :rolleyes: i was kissig this half decent half fat girl while falling all over the fucking place lmfao!!!! erm alot i cant rememebr but ik sure the others ARK's will fill the rest of it in and as ARKphoenix said we have fuked up 1/2 rememberable memories . which doesnt make much sense to me as does because we are sent here by gumberculies to test the world and make it a more exiting place also :confused: we got outside decided to take these 3 biatvhes home no w8 4 wel there were loads so we was deciding lol all of which were like 16 yrs old . prob virgins too by the look of them and there faces then darko got a taxi we got in it went out of town and decided to go back so we came beck cost us 5.50 wtf lol . when we got back they were gone so we got anoher taxi home with 2 girl m8s and one of them grabbed phoenix's tenner and ripped it in half which was quite funny

and the moral of the story is drink lots and post it on rz forums while waiting for the server to go back up cos its jus funny

and i dont know what i jus typed o yeah mine and phoenix;s hands are heavily bruised so whoever we beat up is a poor bastard but we cant remember anyway so we are innocent:D
 
i was sober with my girl most the night so im innocent lol , all im saying is they had too much 2 drink and learnt the hard way hehe my dogs got her head on my hand while im typing so i cant type as much as mute lol laters all and i hope servers upp soon :D


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