Just_meandMyLittleFamily
Legend
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There is a brunette and a blonde in a lift. A man works in at the 2nd floor. They notices how handsome he looked with he great build and he's 3 piece suit.
unfortunately they also notice he had danduff.
When he got off at the 4th floor the brunette told the blonde "Someone needs 2 give him head and shoulders"
The blonde replies "How do u give shoulders?"
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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over the steering wheel?
She tried 2 blow the horn
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This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex shop.
His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while,
and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the
guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "
unfortunately they also notice he had danduff.
When he got off at the 4th floor the brunette told the blonde "Someone needs 2 give him head and shoulders"
The blonde replies "How do u give shoulders?"
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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over the steering wheel?
She tried 2 blow the horn
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This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex shop.
His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while,
and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the
guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "
