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Chinese Wisdom

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1 - Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

2 - Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

3 - Man who run in front of car get tired.

4 - Man who run behind car get exhausted.

5 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

6 - Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

7 - Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

8 - Man with one chopstick go hungry.

9 - Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

10 - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

11 - Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

12 - Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

13 - War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

14 - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

15 - Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

16 - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

17- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

18 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

19 - Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

20 - Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

21 - Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

22 - Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

:laugh: :biglaugha
 
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