1 - Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
2 - Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
3 - Man who run in front of car get tired.
4 - Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6 - Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
7 - Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
8 - Man with one chopstick go hungry.
9 - Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
10 - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11 - Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
12 - Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
13 - War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
14 - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
15 - Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
16 - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
17- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
18 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
19 - Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
20 - Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
21 - Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
22 - Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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2 - Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
3 - Man who run in front of car get tired.
4 - Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6 - Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
7 - Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
8 - Man with one chopstick go hungry.
9 - Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
10 - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11 - Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
12 - Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
13 - War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
14 - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
15 - Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
16 - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
17- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
18 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
19 - Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
20 - Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
21 - Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
22 - Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
