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Day 4 Of Gay Brother
*As The Inmates Slept, A Lone Samurai Named Rannie Snook Into The Gay Brother House, The Next Task Gay Brother Sets The Clan Is To Defeat Rannie And Make Her Eat Turtle Shit*
-=4:00am=-
Nik-C: Zzzzzz
MasterD:Zzzzzz
DTB:Zzz
Neosparky:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Capricorn: *Mumbles* But I Don't Wanna Ride The Pony
*Ex Is Sat In The Lotus Posistion In The Corner, Meditating*
-=6:00am=-
*Neosparky Is The First To Awaken*
Neosparky: Tee Hee Hee *cough* Hee Hee
*Neo Quickly Runs Over To MasterD And Proceeds To Fart In His Face*
-=7:00am=-
DonTonberry Awakens Next
DTB: Lo Neo
Neosparky: Hey Hun, What's Up?
DTB: Nelt Much
*Neosparky Looks Down*
Neosparky: Your Telling Me The Truth, Ickle Donneh!
DTB: Stop :'(
Neosparky: kk, For Now =P
-=7:24am=-
The Rest Of The RZ Pissheads Awaken, Ex Does 14 Somersaults And 24 Backflips And Lands On the Settee. SIC Walks In Scratching His Nuts, Then Sniffing His Fingers.
SIC: Yo Don, Watch This!
*SIC Picks Up A Peanut And Throws It At Ex*
*Ex Turns Round And Catches It*
Exclamatio: You Little Bastard, Why I Outta...!
*Wait Whats This?!?! Exclamatio Refrains Himself!*
SIC: Phew, Was Scared That Bald Bastard Was Gonna Kick Me Again
Exlamatio: JUDOOOOO CHOP!
*SIC Slumps To The Floor*
This Is Gay Brother, Ex We Are Sorry, Carry On With Your Business.....Sir
Neosparky: Hey Ex, Teach Me That!
*Exclamatio Judo Chops Neo, She Slumps To The Floor*
-=1:43pm=-
EvilKitten Goes Into The Pool To Cool Down When....
EvilKitten: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!111
*Everybody Runs Out, Except Exclamatio Who Backflips Out, On His Head*
*neo wakes up*
Everyone: Whats Up?!?!!?
EvilKitten: Some Weird Girl Just Touched My Boob!
*Cap Looks Ashamed*
Capricorn: That Was 3 Hours Ago Evil....
EvilKitten: Not You, Pillock, Some Girl Dressed In Black With A Fat Arse.
Tupac: Using My Extensive Knowledge Of Girls, I Find The Culprit Non Other To Be Than Rannie!
Everyone: How?!?!!?
Tupac: Because She's Hiding In The Corner!
Exclamatio: [thick japanese accent] Who are you to trespass on our lands!?
Rannie: [cute anime voice] im your next challange boys
Neo + Kitten: hey! we arn't all lads ya know
Rannie: [cute anime voice] your challenge is to defeat me in combat and make me eat turtle shit
Tupac: wtf this is some crazy shit
Sic: ahh my fuckin head.... *rubs head and walks to fridge to get a beer*
*breaking open the beer sic looks down in disgust*
Sic: man i gotta lay off this hippy crap, gay brother wont even give us real beer..
Exclamatio: [thick japanese accent] you have no chance against me rannie!
*Ex charges forwards brandishing a large gun that appeared from nowhere with flashy lights and a cool guitar solo in the background*
Rannie: HAH! *ran jumps back and turns into a giant mech lady wearing nothing but a tiny bikini*
Rannie: Take this weakling! *rann kicks ex right through the nearest wall and right past sic whos enjoying his beer*
Sic: WTF!?!? *looks outside* HOLY SHIT A BIG FUCKING ROBOT!
*distracted by sics big mouth ranns magic laser eyes shoot him right in the chest*
Sic: u made me drop my beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111131341!!!!
*sic goes into his hoody front pocket and pulls a real beer from nowhere at all and proceds to down it all in 0.07 seconds*
Sic ..... i... wont let u... get away with this..... i wont let you *grits teeth* GET AWAY WITH THIS!! AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!111111 *sic dives out of the window screaming like a maniac with a strange yellow aura and mad ass gold hair*
-=1:48pm=-
*meanwhile upstairs gohan is knocking one off in the bathroom*
Gohan: i sense a disturbance in the force! no... it cant be...... her.... !!! *close up on eyes*
*gohan quickly runs to mental who is busy making everyone look like retards with photoshop*
Mental: fuck off
Gohan: we need your help
Mental: look i guessed youd say that and i said fuck off before you asked.
*pause*
Mental: so fuck off
*gohan goes to cry in the corner*
-=2:02pm=-
*back in the guarden for no apparent reason everyone has got huge anime style eyes the girls have very revealing clothing on and the guys have huge rippling muscles especially Exclamatio who is still cold out in a pile of bricks and his own blood*
Rannie: All your base are belong to us!
steely walks out into the garden*
Steely: wtf
Rannie: LMAO a pink shirt! *lips and sound totaly seperate*
Steely: Im man enought wear pink *whilst crying like a bitch*, now get out of my garden before i bum you to death!
*Rannie Flicks Steelys Nose Steely Does 15 sumersaults and lands on Ex in sexy way *
DTB: you crazy mofo! GO TUPAC I CHOOSE YOU!
*tupac suddenly jumps out of a small red ball right at rannie*
Rannie: WTF?
Tupac: PIKACHUUU!!!!!
Everyone: ......
*long pause*
Tupac: TUUUUUUUUUPACCCCCC!!!!!!! TUU TUU PAC TU PAC!!!!!
*rannie flys into the air and lets tupac fly past and hit the full steel chrome plated shed*
Tupac: my beautiful face!!!!!!!! *cries*
DTB: uhh im all out, neo kitten its up to you now!
Neo: what about sic surely hes powered up by now!
Kitten: uhh look! *points*
Sic: RRRAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH AAAAARR AAAAARRRRR aaaaarrrr rarrrrrr AAAARRRRR ..... i think... im getting a hernia... urgh
*sic collapes on the floor in pain holding his stomach*
KIitten: uhh we'd best run for it, these slimline bikinis wont do much against Rannie MKII!!
Rannie: you will never make me eat turtle shit!!! NEVER!!!!!!
*rannie starts to fire random laser all around causing neo and kitten to faint in fear*
Sic: urrgghhhhh my hernia urrgghhh
Exclamatio: ........
Neo: ......
Kitten: ........
Tupac: I can't fight like this my face is all ruined!
DTB: fuck this im hiding in the broom closet
*just then when all hope seems to be in the hands of a broken crew, a new hope shines upon the gay house*
*Hydra comes running out into the garden with Bazi's head wedged up his ass whilst holding Omen as a sword of death*
Hydra + Bazi + Omen: Power Rangers Power Up!!!
Rannie: That is the most gay thing i have ever seen...
*a huge explosion followed by another guitar solo somehow played by sic who is now randomly standing on the roof with a huge amp with a japanese woman singing the backing vocals*
Rannie: .???
Pink Ranger: Ok rannie your evil daying days are over! *gay pose with arms in air*
Blamange Ranger: thats right, were gonna take you down! *gayer pose with legs spread and "ok" sign*
Naked Ranger: Yeah were gonna go down on you!
*everyone looks at Omen even sic stops playing his sweet ass guitar solo*
Everyone: uhhh omen?
Naked ranger: fuck off dont blow my cover now!
*long uneasy pause*
Everyone: ....ok... ome.... naked ranger do your stuff!
*sic begins a whole new a 7 times faster guitar solo the japanese woman cant keep up and explodes*
*the power rangers dive forwards in a Flying V only to be met by 3 increcibly loud shots*
*As The Inmates Slept, A Lone Samurai Named Rannie Snook Into The Gay Brother House, The Next Task Gay Brother Sets The Clan Is To Defeat Rannie And Make Her Eat Turtle Shit*
-=4:00am=-
Nik-C: Zzzzzz
MasterD:Zzzzzz
DTB:Zzz
Neosparky:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Capricorn: *Mumbles* But I Don't Wanna Ride The Pony
*Ex Is Sat In The Lotus Posistion In The Corner, Meditating*
-=6:00am=-
*Neosparky Is The First To Awaken*
Neosparky: Tee Hee Hee *cough* Hee Hee
*Neo Quickly Runs Over To MasterD And Proceeds To Fart In His Face*
-=7:00am=-
DonTonberry Awakens Next
DTB: Lo Neo
Neosparky: Hey Hun, What's Up?
DTB: Nelt Much
*Neosparky Looks Down*
Neosparky: Your Telling Me The Truth, Ickle Donneh!
DTB: Stop :'(
Neosparky: kk, For Now =P
-=7:24am=-
The Rest Of The RZ Pissheads Awaken, Ex Does 14 Somersaults And 24 Backflips And Lands On the Settee. SIC Walks In Scratching His Nuts, Then Sniffing His Fingers.
SIC: Yo Don, Watch This!
*SIC Picks Up A Peanut And Throws It At Ex*
*Ex Turns Round And Catches It*
Exclamatio: You Little Bastard, Why I Outta...!
*Wait Whats This?!?! Exclamatio Refrains Himself!*
SIC: Phew, Was Scared That Bald Bastard Was Gonna Kick Me Again
Exlamatio: JUDOOOOO CHOP!
*SIC Slumps To The Floor*
This Is Gay Brother, Ex We Are Sorry, Carry On With Your Business.....Sir
Neosparky: Hey Ex, Teach Me That!
*Exclamatio Judo Chops Neo, She Slumps To The Floor*
-=1:43pm=-
EvilKitten Goes Into The Pool To Cool Down When....
EvilKitten: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!111
*Everybody Runs Out, Except Exclamatio Who Backflips Out, On His Head*
*neo wakes up*
Everyone: Whats Up?!?!!?
EvilKitten: Some Weird Girl Just Touched My Boob!
*Cap Looks Ashamed*
Capricorn: That Was 3 Hours Ago Evil....
EvilKitten: Not You, Pillock, Some Girl Dressed In Black With A Fat Arse.
Tupac: Using My Extensive Knowledge Of Girls, I Find The Culprit Non Other To Be Than Rannie!
Everyone: How?!?!!?
Tupac: Because She's Hiding In The Corner!
Exclamatio: [thick japanese accent] Who are you to trespass on our lands!?
Rannie: [cute anime voice] im your next challange boys
Neo + Kitten: hey! we arn't all lads ya know
Rannie: [cute anime voice] your challenge is to defeat me in combat and make me eat turtle shit
Tupac: wtf this is some crazy shit
Sic: ahh my fuckin head.... *rubs head and walks to fridge to get a beer*
*breaking open the beer sic looks down in disgust*
Sic: man i gotta lay off this hippy crap, gay brother wont even give us real beer..
Exclamatio: [thick japanese accent] you have no chance against me rannie!
*Ex charges forwards brandishing a large gun that appeared from nowhere with flashy lights and a cool guitar solo in the background*
Rannie: HAH! *ran jumps back and turns into a giant mech lady wearing nothing but a tiny bikini*
Rannie: Take this weakling! *rann kicks ex right through the nearest wall and right past sic whos enjoying his beer*
Sic: WTF!?!? *looks outside* HOLY SHIT A BIG FUCKING ROBOT!
*distracted by sics big mouth ranns magic laser eyes shoot him right in the chest*
Sic: u made me drop my beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111131341!!!!
*sic goes into his hoody front pocket and pulls a real beer from nowhere at all and proceds to down it all in 0.07 seconds*
Sic ..... i... wont let u... get away with this..... i wont let you *grits teeth* GET AWAY WITH THIS!! AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!111111 *sic dives out of the window screaming like a maniac with a strange yellow aura and mad ass gold hair*
-=1:48pm=-
*meanwhile upstairs gohan is knocking one off in the bathroom*
Gohan: i sense a disturbance in the force! no... it cant be...... her.... !!! *close up on eyes*
*gohan quickly runs to mental who is busy making everyone look like retards with photoshop*
Mental: fuck off
Gohan: we need your help
Mental: look i guessed youd say that and i said fuck off before you asked.
*pause*
Mental: so fuck off
*gohan goes to cry in the corner*
-=2:02pm=-
*back in the guarden for no apparent reason everyone has got huge anime style eyes the girls have very revealing clothing on and the guys have huge rippling muscles especially Exclamatio who is still cold out in a pile of bricks and his own blood*
Rannie: All your base are belong to us!
steely walks out into the garden*
Steely: wtf
Rannie: LMAO a pink shirt! *lips and sound totaly seperate*
Steely: Im man enought wear pink *whilst crying like a bitch*, now get out of my garden before i bum you to death!
*Rannie Flicks Steelys Nose Steely Does 15 sumersaults and lands on Ex in sexy way *
DTB: you crazy mofo! GO TUPAC I CHOOSE YOU!
*tupac suddenly jumps out of a small red ball right at rannie*
Rannie: WTF?
Tupac: PIKACHUUU!!!!!
Everyone: ......
*long pause*
Tupac: TUUUUUUUUUPACCCCCC!!!!!!! TUU TUU PAC TU PAC!!!!!
*rannie flys into the air and lets tupac fly past and hit the full steel chrome plated shed*
Tupac: my beautiful face!!!!!!!! *cries*
DTB: uhh im all out, neo kitten its up to you now!
Neo: what about sic surely hes powered up by now!
Kitten: uhh look! *points*
Sic: RRRAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH AAAAARR AAAAARRRRR aaaaarrrr rarrrrrr AAAARRRRR ..... i think... im getting a hernia... urgh
*sic collapes on the floor in pain holding his stomach*
KIitten: uhh we'd best run for it, these slimline bikinis wont do much against Rannie MKII!!
Rannie: you will never make me eat turtle shit!!! NEVER!!!!!!
*rannie starts to fire random laser all around causing neo and kitten to faint in fear*
Sic: urrgghhhhh my hernia urrgghhh
Exclamatio: ........
Neo: ......
Kitten: ........
Tupac: I can't fight like this my face is all ruined!
DTB: fuck this im hiding in the broom closet
*just then when all hope seems to be in the hands of a broken crew, a new hope shines upon the gay house*
*Hydra comes running out into the garden with Bazi's head wedged up his ass whilst holding Omen as a sword of death*
Hydra + Bazi + Omen: Power Rangers Power Up!!!
Rannie: That is the most gay thing i have ever seen...
*a huge explosion followed by another guitar solo somehow played by sic who is now randomly standing on the roof with a huge amp with a japanese woman singing the backing vocals*
Rannie: .???
Pink Ranger: Ok rannie your evil daying days are over! *gay pose with arms in air*
Blamange Ranger: thats right, were gonna take you down! *gayer pose with legs spread and "ok" sign*
Naked Ranger: Yeah were gonna go down on you!
*everyone looks at Omen even sic stops playing his sweet ass guitar solo*
Everyone: uhhh omen?
Naked ranger: fuck off dont blow my cover now!
*long uneasy pause*
Everyone: ....ok... ome.... naked ranger do your stuff!
*sic begins a whole new a 7 times faster guitar solo the japanese woman cant keep up and explodes*
*the power rangers dive forwards in a Flying V only to be met by 3 increcibly loud shots*