Cats. They're cute, small and innocent but are always up to something. So that gives them that mysterious look. They're also hilarious when you go to lolcats. They always keep a smile on your face.
Dogs are just filthy, huge and disgusting creatures. They lick, crap, eat their own crap, and drule all over the place. And they're very huge (putting puppies aside). I mean you can pick up a cat but a dog you probably have to start working out in order just to get it on to a chair. They're very mean and furious creatures. I mean if they bite you once you're dead.
They're also very lazy animals. They just sit around all day farting. Which later on becomes crapping.
The only thing they've got is the tricks and that you can use them for protection. That's it.
Btw...
Stop using tags in this section