Essex Girl

[Evilkitten]

A joke i found, i thought it was funny

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY
OR
WAAYNE
GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy..." says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

 

[Elessar]

niIice.

 

[Silveron]

rofl :rofl:

 

[ZeroCaliber]

uh.. i dont get it.. is this something only uk people would get or something? lol

 

[Ehssux]

"That's easy..." says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames" =
''That's easy..'' says the Essex girl... ''I just use their last names''
witch means they each have a different father...Hope you can figure it out from there.

 

[NoPeace]

ne0n its all right if ur just have no sence of humor

NoPeace - out

 

[Ehssux]

Lolz.

 

[Sipher]

I posted this... 4 days ago lol funny tho...

 

[RageFire]

LOL my college is in essex, and believe me it's all true what they say about essex girls.

 

[xplav]

ahahahah cool 1

 

[QuikS]

LOL my college is in essex, and believe me it's all true what they say about essex girls.

lol 1 day i will fgo down there to see it for my self