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[Holy One]

Follow the message on my sigggy.

 

[cizo]

wtf.

Btw your sig sucks balls, there's no composition to it and no added effects plus the text is blurry and its color doesn't go with the background. Jesus render fail. Ha.

 

[Parker]

hmmm... religion.

 

[Jamie]

Fail.

 

[Holy One]

Though shall god forgive you.
btw, I only have MS Paint and only resize the image that I paste.

 

[Junkers]

 

[Holy One]

Maybe your the one masturbating.

 

[Junkers]

Little do you know, the lord is watching you do it aswell. You have sinned!

 

[Parker]

Now when I'm having a fap next I'm going to be thinking about religion.. thx.

 

[Junkers]

Yeah, but whats up with this thread and this guy, telling us to remember Jesus?

 

[InZan3]

Amida buddhaa..

 

[LordDemonMan]

That better be bitter sarcasm, else be prepared for a barrage of thine Mum's dildos, Holey One.

 

[Loxx]

Habbit

 

[Dandune]

Yeah, but whats up with this thread and this guy, telling us to remember Jesus?

I'm right here...

 

[Holy One]

You'll see him when your dead.
@Laz-low
I haven't do that on my holy life!

 

[LordDemonMan]

You'll see him when your dead.

 

[Junkers]

I'm right here...

There's two versions of Jesus - the Christian one and the Dandune one. We can never forget the Dandune Christ :wub:

 

[LordDemonMan]

Why did that sheep stopped posting? Damn it, just when I was about to have fun.

 

[Flameingskull]

On a more serious note religion is wrong and should be abolished tbqfh. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying that believing in something is wrong, that's fine, more than fine, believe in whatever you want but the entire purpose of religion is to take advantage of a persons belief and place leashes of control over them.

Every holy book known to man was written not by god but but some wrinkly old guys who thought "hey they believe in so and so let's give them some laws to live by call ourselves priests and get them to give us shit so we take their sins away, lol".

Do you really need a religion to tell you not to kill people, sleep with your best friends wife and piss on your neighbours flowerbed for no reason?

I honestly doubt it. If you're going to believe in the one god for example, the same god that is worshipped by the 3 major religion in the world, and there's no arguing it, thy all worship the same god, believe in the same principals and the same people involved the only difference is the longitude and latitude of the origins, then fine, go for it, you may well be right and I might go to hell but don't place the restrictions of religion on yourself as an excuse to believe.

 

[MasterBubba]

I didn't find that funny.
And, I never knew there was a dandune jesus.