Funny Jokes ?

[8694]

Does anyone have any funny jokes ?? i have 1 or 2 i think that are quiet funny.....

1) How many blondes does it take to make choc chip cookies?
A)7, 1 to make the mixture and 6 to peal the smarties

2)An essex girl goes into a sex shop the assistant says "how can i help you ?" the lady replys "id like to buy a vibrator please" the man replys "please choose from our range on the wall" the lady looks and and then says " id like the red one please" the man replys "thats a fire extinguisher"

No offence intended

 

[-Strider-]

why did the man fall off his bike?
































cos somoene threw a fridge at him!

 

[DonTonberry]

What Did Batman Say To Robin When Getting In The Car?





































"Robin, Get In The Car"

 

[LazyDude]

a camel and elefant walkin down the road.
the elefant sez to the camel "y u got ur tits on ur bak?"
the camels offended now n sez 2 the elefant
"thats nice commin from som 1 hu has a cok on there face"

 

[Solares]

why did the man fall off his bike?

cos somoene threw a fridge at him!

genious!!!

 

[L3thal]

a camel and elefant walkin down the road.
the elefant sez to the camel "y u got ur tits on ur bak?"
the camels offended now n sez 2 the elefant
"thats nice commin from som 1 hu has a cok on there face"

lol, this one is class

 

[8694]

very nice (^_^)

 

[Elessar]

A guy walks in to a bar with his bird named "Chest" and says to another guy in the bar
"I bet you my parrot can sing a christmas song"
"Let's see" the guy replies,
So the guy with the parrot gets his lighter out, lights it, and puts in under the birds balls, and the bird starts singing
"Chest's nuts roasting on an open fire. . ."

 

[AnDy]

What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?




























Humpme Dumpme.

 

[Elessar]

Why can't a Blonde dial 911?


























She can find the "9" but can't find the "11"

 

[Sipher]

after a war finishes a soldier tired tries to get home by a bus, sadly the bus is ful of ppl so he asks a 19 year old girl to give him her seat, he says "look, im really tired after the war, please give me your seat" she replies "sorry i cant" the guy is pissed and says "i fukin spilled blood for this country and your not giving me your seat?" she replies scarcasticly "hmmm i spill blood every month and no 1 says anything.."

 

[SilentRob]

erm while were doing really bad but funny jokes heres my best 1
why did the koala fall out of the tree?












becoz it was dead

 

[SilentRob]

ah its funnier when u hear it out loud...

 

[RageFire]

What Did Batman Say To Robin When Getting In The Car


















"Robin, Get In The Car"

LMAO i love this kind of dry humor. i got one like this for you, some of you will find it funny.

What do you call Noddy when his about to get run over by BigEars?




Fucked.