[Game]Birthday/shirt game (Funny)

[JacksOOn]

IN this you gotta take your month of birth, day of birth, and the colour shirt you are wearing, and then post the sentance it makes.

first take...

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

then add...

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------your mom
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------a banana
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a Ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

then finally...

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm myself
Grey----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself



Mine was I smoked a spoon because thats how i roll
or
I smoked a spoon because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
(my shirt is black and yellow xD)

 

[NoOxygen]

Re: Birthday/shirt game (Funny)

I ran over a banana because I'm cool like that.

 

[EgobrainX]

I smoked a monster because the voices told me to.

 

[Spark]

I yelled at my cell phone because i cant control myself.

rofl i lol'd xD

 

[Husk]

My shirt is white so i am realy cool ?(H)

 

[InZan3]

I did the Macarena with my brother because I'm a ninja.
Well i be damn o.o

 

[Flameingskull]

I choked on myself because I'm cool like that..........

why'd I have to have the dodgey one

 

[Suicide]

I had lunch with a monster because that's how i roll

 

[Pieman]

I smoked a banana, because I'm sexy and do what i want.

 

[kost]

I kicked an ipod, because that's how I roll.

xD, xD, xD

 

[Alfons]

I did the macarena with a phone because i was high

wtf 0_o

 

[Iain]

I ran over a Phone because I hate myself.

 

[Evilkitten]

I had lunch with a fork because the voices told me to.

Sounds like me O.O

 

[Flameingskull]

I choked on myself because thats how I roll - wiv black tshirt

I choked on my self because the voices told me to - wiv red T-shirt

-_^

this is so screwed.

 

[Konrow]

I ran over my dog because i was drunk 0.0 my poor imaginary doggy

 

[scrat55]

I yelled at a ganster because i was drunk.

OR

I yelled at a ganster because that's how I roll.

Suits ME!

 

[corenex11]

I smoked my best friends' boyfriend because I'm cool like that
WTF o.0?

 

[iNs@nE]

I choked on my brother coz that how I roll..!!

 

[frozenno1]

I murdered my science teacher because that's how I roll.

<_< mines not funny

 

[Jaanus]

I murdered a ninja because I'm sexy and I do what I want.