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Day 1 in the RZ House of Gayness
Day 1
The following people have been chosen to enter the RZ Gay House:
Capricorn
Morphix
SIC
Exclamation
MasterD
DTB
Steel
Tupac
Bazi
Hydra
Omen
EvilKitten
Neosparky
(Sorry, I'll add more people as we go along)
Day 1: The Housemates meet for the first time
Capricorn: Hey Morphix, you looking mighty fine today.
Morphix: Why thank you Capricorn, you're looking sharp yourself.
DTB: I'm gay.
*Everyone stares at DTB. DTB cries and runs into the corner.*
Tupac: Pity the foo'.
Morphix: Pity ya ma.
*Fight between Tupac and Morphix begins - Morphix ends up having his lights knocked out*
Tupac: I r teh win.
MasterD: You showed him Tupac, you are teh pr0!
SIC: Yup, pr0 I tell thee.
Neosparky: Men :no: You always acting like children. Not like us women, isn't that right EvilKitten.
EvilKitten: Yep, we're grown-up whilst you little boys just fight.
SIC: OI! I ain't little.
*SIC pulls out erect penis to the disgust of most of the house apart from DTB who finds delight.*
DTB: Put it away big boy! You'll put an eye out with that!
SIC: Awww shucks :ehwatever
Neosparky: I've seen bigger tbh.
Evilkitten: So have I.
Steel: Me too errrr... I never said anything.
*SIC cries like a girl*
Exclamation: SIC you cat, get up and take it like a man.
*Exclamation gives SIC a roundhouse kick*
Exclamation: Cha'mone motherlover!
Gay Brother: This is Gay Brother, will Exclamation come to the Orgy Room.
Exclamation: FFS!!!
*Exclamation goes to the Orgy Room*
Gay Brother: Exc, you do know that kicking other housemates to shit is against the rules?
Exclamation: Sorry.
Gay Brother: It's ok, he deserved it anyways.
Exclamation: Woo Hoo!
*Meanwhile, the housemates have gone into the small pool*
Bazi: Wow I never knew you could get bubble-jets in pools
*Hydra leaves the pool*
Bazi: WTF! Where did all the bubbles go?
*Everyone looks at Hydra*
Hydra: What?
*Everyone looks at Hydra again*
Omen: Get back in the pool, we need the bubbles!
Neosparky: He's been farting in this pool hasn't he?
Everybody: Yup.
*Neosparky gets out of the pool. EvilKitten stays and everyone stares at her b00bies. Feeling anxious, she also leaves.*
Capricorn: FFS what are we gonna look at now?
MasterD: We could look at my butt.
Everyone in the pool: Bleh, why not?
Tupac: Hell no, I got a gf and I ain't ghey.
Bazi: Me neither!
Steel: Ummm........ you got a nice butt MasterD?
*Bazi, Omen and Tupac stare at Steel*
Steel: I'm not sure of my sexuallity I tell you!
*Everyone moves away from Steel, except DTB who goes closer*
Sic: Anyways, I'm off to bed. Night all.
Everyone: Night night.
Sic: Bwahahaha
*Sic, whilst in his room, pulls a squirrel out of his suitcase.*
Sic: Ok Mr. Nutbar, go my pretty - go kill Exclamation!
*Mr. Nutbar runs out of the room, and suicide dives into the pool and starts biting at Exclamation's face*
Exclamation: You son of a witch, get the duck off my face! Judo Chop!
*Mr. Nutbar recieves a fatal blow to the neck and dies.*
Omen: Squirrel got pwned tbh.
Morphix: tbh I pwn ya ma.
Omen: True
END.
Day 1
The following people have been chosen to enter the RZ Gay House:
Capricorn
Morphix
SIC
Exclamation
MasterD
DTB
Steel
Tupac
Bazi
Hydra
Omen
EvilKitten
Neosparky
(Sorry, I'll add more people as we go along)
Day 1: The Housemates meet for the first time
Capricorn: Hey Morphix, you looking mighty fine today.
Morphix: Why thank you Capricorn, you're looking sharp yourself.
DTB: I'm gay.
*Everyone stares at DTB. DTB cries and runs into the corner.*
Tupac: Pity the foo'.
Morphix: Pity ya ma.
*Fight between Tupac and Morphix begins - Morphix ends up having his lights knocked out*
Tupac: I r teh win.
MasterD: You showed him Tupac, you are teh pr0!
SIC: Yup, pr0 I tell thee.
Neosparky: Men :no: You always acting like children. Not like us women, isn't that right EvilKitten.
EvilKitten: Yep, we're grown-up whilst you little boys just fight.
SIC: OI! I ain't little.
*SIC pulls out erect penis to the disgust of most of the house apart from DTB who finds delight.*
DTB: Put it away big boy! You'll put an eye out with that!
SIC: Awww shucks :ehwatever
Neosparky: I've seen bigger tbh.
Evilkitten: So have I.
Steel: Me too errrr... I never said anything.
*SIC cries like a girl*
Exclamation: SIC you cat, get up and take it like a man.
*Exclamation gives SIC a roundhouse kick*
Exclamation: Cha'mone motherlover!
Gay Brother: This is Gay Brother, will Exclamation come to the Orgy Room.
Exclamation: FFS!!!
*Exclamation goes to the Orgy Room*
Gay Brother: Exc, you do know that kicking other housemates to shit is against the rules?
Exclamation: Sorry.
Gay Brother: It's ok, he deserved it anyways.
Exclamation: Woo Hoo!
*Meanwhile, the housemates have gone into the small pool*
Bazi: Wow I never knew you could get bubble-jets in pools
*Hydra leaves the pool*
Bazi: WTF! Where did all the bubbles go?
*Everyone looks at Hydra*
Hydra: What?
*Everyone looks at Hydra again*
Omen: Get back in the pool, we need the bubbles!
Neosparky: He's been farting in this pool hasn't he?
Everybody: Yup.
*Neosparky gets out of the pool. EvilKitten stays and everyone stares at her b00bies. Feeling anxious, she also leaves.*
Capricorn: FFS what are we gonna look at now?
MasterD: We could look at my butt.
Everyone in the pool: Bleh, why not?
Tupac: Hell no, I got a gf and I ain't ghey.
Bazi: Me neither!
Steel: Ummm........ you got a nice butt MasterD?
*Bazi, Omen and Tupac stare at Steel*
Steel:
I'm not sure of my sexuallity I tell you!*Everyone moves away from Steel, except DTB who goes closer*
Sic: Anyways, I'm off to bed. Night all.
Everyone: Night night.
Sic: Bwahahaha
*Sic, whilst in his room, pulls a squirrel out of his suitcase.*
Sic: Ok Mr. Nutbar, go my pretty - go kill Exclamation!
*Mr. Nutbar runs out of the room, and suicide dives into the pool and starts biting at Exclamation's face*
Exclamation: You son of a witch, get the duck off my face! Judo Chop!
*Mr. Nutbar recieves a fatal blow to the neck and dies.*
Omen: Squirrel got pwned tbh.
Morphix: tbh I pwn ya ma.
Omen: True
END.
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