Good and bad family members

[GohanSSJ]

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fianc

 

[exclamatio]

omg lmao

 

[Tupac]

erm ok lol

 

[Bud the Weiser]

rofl :lol:

 

[CapricornI]

I find that offensive. I demand you remove it.

 

[Bud the Weiser]

I find that offensive. I demand you remove it.

:lol:

 

[DTB-Part2]

Me Too, I Find It Offensive.

 

[SIC's Leg]

:rofl: class

 

[Tupac]

i dont think they should 4 god sake they are french lol