Google's FREE FIBER OPTIC INTeRNET

Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
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Frequently Asked Questions lmao loving the package names :P

Google FAQ said:
Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
 
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