[Help] F+ck Launcher + Updater

[BorStI]

hey ....


i read now since 5 hour all threads about Kupdater / autoupdater / how to set up ...believe me i rade much ....

but holy crap nothing of this shit is working .... i found kupdater ...triyed it as said .... bluB f*cking "Its service hour blablabla" ...ok back to forum search for other updater .... then i found a new sorce of kuupdater .... kay ...added ... its not f+cking maintence hour the fucking server is only so download now the crap now...but what happend ..." its service hour..." ...mhh kay next updater ... blue screen 3times .... next updater .... bluB link doesnt exist ...ERROR 404 ...holy dam fucking shit

iam realy sick .... php .... shit of php .... ( i love my html codes ...)

ok then i thought ....yea i download any dump release and take updater and client ....:rip: ..... kalmax and noorrelease havent updater...

then i used hexeditor and searched in kalonline.exe for eupdate.kalonline.kr.co and changed it to my ip ....saved closed....
nothing changed it ....


would i understand any shit updater php script i wouldmt ask .... but i cant dunno how was so stupid to generate php ....html FTW ...

but what ever ....


Could some1 of u be so nice an post the easiest php script for updater and a working client .... ( and please please please use a working uploadlink ... i am also sick about the 404 error now )

call me shit leecher or what ever but i know i did many to get it by own cuz i read so much about updater and php and some flaming post but iam too stupid for it ....

if u can help me ...big big ty

 

[King Izu]

iam too stupid for it ....

At least you know....

 

[Xpl0$ive]

easyiest thing in the world to setup:

http://forum.ragezone.com/showthread.php?t=226738&highlight=updater

swearing won't get you anywhere btw

 

[ronjambo]

i pm'd him

 

[avihai1]

sorry about this spam but i have to say it: king izu will you shut the fuck up with all those fucking spam posts you spread around here? any thread you are spamming and spamming and not answering to people's questions god damit!

 

[King Izu]

sorry about this spam but i have to say it: king izu will you shut the fuck up with all those fucking spam posts you spread around here? any thread you are spamming and spamming and not answering to people's questions god damit!

I don't spam, my posts are actually quite informing. It's a shame that you're simply incapable of comprehending them. However! You're right about one thing! I don't answer (most) people's questions, because:

A. They are retarded.
B. They don't belong in this section.
OR
C. I don't know the answer to the question.

Of course it's usually A or B, and in most C cases I just don't post (although I don't post much to begin with anyway). This question falls in category -----> A.

Also, don't forget, this is a development forum, where I can voice my opinions, regardless of what you have to say about it, so long as it is within the rules (Maybe you should read them sometime: http://forum.ragezone.com/showthread.php?t=101410 ).

You should consider trying to understand my posts sometime (like this one). They may activate some dormant brain cells of yours.

 

[ronjambo]

wasnt you a mod izu , this section needs a mod since its mods have abandoned it





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[King Izu]

wasnt you a mod izu , this section needs a mod since its mods have abandoned it





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I was a mod previously, I asked to be demodded due to the fact that if I was a mod, I wouldn't be able to make posts such as the two previous ones I made in this thread. Which is why I really didn't post much when I was a mod, to prevent myself from making such remarks.

 

[foxx]

wasnt you a mod izu , this section needs a mod since its mods have abandoned it





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What makes you think that? And izu was a mod? :shocked: Didn't know!

 

[ronjambo]

then you obveously dont read the rules on sections
since he wrote some


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[foxx]

I don't I did.

 

[BorStI]

jesus .... guys ... write fu Borsti damm leecher or something but ... dont attack eachother through dump post ....

let izu ... he s just saying the truth ....

ty ya

bluB iam realy to stupid for fucking launcher and updater ....i ll take now some drinks and look again tomorrow for a solution special ty @ronjambo for fast pm

 

[Zen]

i take now some drinks

rofl

 

[Shortor]

i ll take now some drinks

Hehe, judging by your english skills you already took some.