here is a joke, dunno if you seen it.

[Aurora]

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's
office. As he approached the desk, the
receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he
replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded office and say
things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously
caused some embarrassment in this roomful of
people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things
in a room full of others, if the answer could
embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and
then reentered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

 

[DETH]

LOL class

 

[Aurora]

another one:

One day as this man gets up in the morning and takes a look out the window to see the weather, he finds a huge black gorilla swinging in a tree in his front yard. He phones the police, and they unfortunately inform him that there is not much they can do about it unless it is a threat.

So the man, a little disturbed makes his way to work, and informs his co-workers of the situation. They suggest finding an "exterminator" for gorillas (o_o) and seeing how that works.

So when the man gets home he quickly looks through the phone book, and immediately finds a number for a gorilla exterminator (o_o!!!!). He wastes no time and dials the number without delay. After explaining his problem to the gentleman on the other end, the man is relieved that the gentleman seems to be able to control the problem.

After only about 10 minutes pass, a huge red truck comes to a screeching halt outside the mans house, and this huge guy gets out. He looks all scragly and kinda like he just got into a fight. So he comes up to the guy and says "You've got quite a big one here. Do you know if its a male or a female?"

The man asks what he needs to know for, and explains that he has no idea, but the exterminator just replies "It's ok. I know its a male just by the trajectory of the crap being flung."

So anyway, the guy proceeds to take his equipment from the van, and all the man sees him take out is a ladder, shotgun, a pair of handcuffs, and a chihuahua. A little puzzled, the man asks "How are you going to use this to get the gorilla out of the tree."

The guy replies "Well... First, I'll climb the ladder up to the gorilla. Then as I engage hand-to-hand combat with the simian, I'll knock him out of the tree. After he falls, this specially trained chihuahua will attack his testicles. This will force the gorilla to put his hands down infront to protect himself. This is when you take the handcuffs and put them on the gorilla, and I'll toss him into the back of my truck."

Now seeing that pretty much everything had been explained, the man notices the shotgun again and asks what that is for. The guy replies "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."

 

[Elessar]

Good Jokes :eat_arrow

 

[simple182]

:biglaugha :biglaugha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[MangTomas]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[tree fitty]

lmao 1st funny