Skilled Illusionist
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2003
- Messages
- 336
- Reaction score
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> > 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
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> > 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
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> > 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
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> > 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
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> > 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
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> > 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
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> > 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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> > 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
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> > 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
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> > 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
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> > 11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
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> > 12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> > 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
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> > 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUTIOUS.
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> > 3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
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> > 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
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> > 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
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> > 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
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> > 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
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> > 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
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> > 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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> > 10 He is not a W*NKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
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> > 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
> >
> > 3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
> >
> > 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
> >
> > 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
> >
> > 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
> >
> > 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
> >
> > 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
> >
> > 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
> >
> > 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
> >
> > 11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
> >
> > 12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> > 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
> >
> > 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUTIOUS.
> >
> > 3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
> >
> > 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
> >
> > 5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
> >
> > 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
> >
> > 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
> >
> > 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
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> > 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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> > 10 He is not a W*NKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
