How would you kill your already dead evil step brother?

Lol, Meh from the Rz LR Dick Promo to this, MentaL has sweeped the Rz Nation with his words :)
 
I'd just wake up...and gg noob evil step brother.
 
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Ah! Couldnt' find a better thread to make this post on...

How would I kill my Evil Step Brother..?
First thing first, if he was evil, then I wouldnt kill him...Always a liability..

But if I had to then...

Step 1: Shove a Drill Up His Ass
Step 2: Make Pieman shove his dick into his mouth (I guess he loves doin it)
Step 3: Shove His Dick into a Coke Pet Bottle and make him watch Gay Porn
Step 4: Call a Band of Eunuch's from India and enrage them till they chuck his gilly off..!!

Mu ha ha ha..!!
FUck..Am Gross..!!
 
I'd stick him in an incredibly hot room with no food or water for a few days, then come in with food and a knife to cut it saying i changed my mind and his suffering made me feel sorry, then i'd cut his balls off with the knife, sprinkle salt onto the wounds let him suffer and then take some hot iron and burn the wound closed. if the pain doesn't kill him i'll let him suffer for another week til he dies. Torture are fun.
 
I'd choose one of the 2 classic methods : either shot-gun blast in the head, or cut the head of with a chainsaw. Then there would be the usual party when everyone drink beer out of his head. :P
 
Burn him every other day. Keeping him alive constantly ^_^
Have a nifty cat o' ninetails with me at all times and when I feel like it, hit 'em a couple of times.
Probably tie weights to his arms and make sure he can't put them on the ground.
Cut his achilles tendons (fishy fishy ^_^)

And some other small things (ie lemon juice).

RAWR!~ I am the evil brother!

Teehee, I'm so silly :juggle: :punch: :jump1:
 
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