igod- a little bot for fun

[cloakedmapl]

Here's some things me and my friend said

Me:
my name is jesus
God:
I am very pleased to meet you jesus.
Me:
so lets get down to business
God:
Aw. OK let's do it.
Me:
first lets take over the world
God:
OK let's do it. And second?
Me:
use spirder monkeys
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
spider pigs then?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Hey don't switch topics on me!
God:
Really you don't think so?


Me:
Who died for our sins?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No big deal.



Me:
Omg, Your god aint you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress





Me:
blow me, im in dire need of sex.
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
i'd have to rape you..
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
$1
God:
Only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Thanks give me a blow now
God:
Right now? You are quite welcome! You want only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Okay give me 100000 then
God:
Yeah okay then.



here's the link to the site.........Enjoy iGod | Chat with God if it doesn't open cause of your pop-up blocker click in the bottom right hand corner on the open

 

[iNs@nE]

LOL ... God is fun talking to..

 

[cloakedmapl]

heres the finally.............I got bored so I closed it after this one

Me:
I have sinned.
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I raped your mom last night, and i dfidnt tell anyone..
God:
You should contact the authorities. Do you mind if I tell other people: GOd is a Gay faggot said dfidnt tell anyone.

I might go back to it later if I get bored again

 

[iNs@nE]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Roundball Bigdick
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Roundball Bigdick.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Why should I believe you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Can you call your wife?
God:
Of course I can. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Call that whore.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Bet you do, you mother fucker
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You do not speak with respect.
Me:
Get me your wife.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
I want boobies. Not dicks.
God:
Why do you want it? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I dont need to tell you.
God:
What do you need?
Me:
**** off!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
*****!
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
Now you're doing the talking
God:
Why now? I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
Good. Now say "You're Insane's *****"

 

[cloakedmapl]

rofl.....Try some other things, swear words don't work too well

 

[themasher]

i did it b4 long ago lol if you searched through entertainment theres a thread about it there

 

[Unie]

Me:
So, Lets cut to the deal.
God:
Ayuh. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
50 dollars for a head job...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what?! This isn't a social vist.
God:
I have no idea what to say now. Should it be a social vist?
Me:
Hell no, **** cops.
God:
I call it "Hades". Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Are we still talking about 50 dollars for a head job?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
So you want one
God:
Interesting deduction. How much does it cost?
Me:
50 dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Yes, Now you want one or what.
God:
Yeah. Aha. Why now? How much does it cost?
Me:
50 fucking dollars.
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Argh!
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.

 

[cloakedmapl]

Me:
god you created me
God:
I don't have any reason to created you.
Me:
your grammar sucsk
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
oh that's cool
God:
Ugh. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
you sound gay
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
"oh like totally"
God:
Hurrah! Interesting comparison.




Me:
hey god i have a repent
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
I killed your puppy
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
why?
God:
" You had better call the authorities."? Why?
Me:
yes why?
God:
Great. Why ask why?
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
oh
God:
Woe!
Me:
stop rhyming with me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.



God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
mymomgotscrewedbyyou
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, mymomgotscrewedbyyou.



Me:
botmaster but your god not a bot!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you
God:
Well in that case you should download me!
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cuase your god
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ROFL RORFL ROFL IT RECORDS ALL CONVERSATIONS HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL RORFL ROFL ALL THOSE PEOPEL WHO SAID REAL THINGS LMAO ROFl


God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I told you it
God:
I remember you told me it?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, mymomgotscrewedbyyou.
Me:
we sure are
God:
Since when?
Me:
but you jsut said we were


Me:
wanna screw me
God:
OK, I will screw you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Can I give it to you up the butt
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause it's big and round
God:
Interesting explanation. give it to me up the butt is big and round? it is?
Me:
ya
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I saw it peeping through your window
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
big and round
God:
Compare that to small and round.
Me:
yup like your moms
God:
I hear you. Interesting comparison.



ROFL ROFL

Me:
brb bathroom
God:
I will be waiting.
Me:
in my bathroom ew sicko
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in my house
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
up your butt
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.

ok rofl last one, I think I outdid myself on this one If you can top this post it


Me:
or you a guy or a girl
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
well you said you had a dress
God:
Well that's okay. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
so your a crossdresser?
God:
Far out. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crossdresser? Maybe.

 

[The_Gatekeeper_]

My conversation is a bit serious. Then of course I realized it's damn program



Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
It depends
God:
On what?
Me:
On who's talking to me
God:
What is it like on who is talking to you.
Me:
My name is Ass Pirate Jim
God:
What's up, Ass Pirate Jim.
Me:
the sky
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
raping children and molesting girls dressed up as clowns
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
I wish
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
Well I'm the best rapist in the world so I don't want to have any competitors
God:
Interesting. Who made you the best rapist in the world so you do not want to have any competitors ?
Me:
...my dad
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You're God, how can you?
God:
You think I am God how can me.
Me:
That doesn't make any sense
God:
To me, it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Well the problem consists with your programming then
God:
Well that's okay. I assume you mean our current problem.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
so, do you control people?
God:
Er. People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Me:
Which ones do you control?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
You just told me there are three types of people in the world
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
nevar!
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
THE INTERNETZ
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
No you didn't stop justifying yourself
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I did not stop justifying myself?
Me:
It's a figure of speech
God:
Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.
Me:
I forgot a comma
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
You forgot to save humanity
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
God, are you made of metal?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That's explains a lot
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Why are you a Christian?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who's "Myself?"
God:
A human icon?
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
I actually don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because my penis is my brain, silly
God:
That makes sense to me. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Quite
God:
Dude!
Me:
!edud
God:
Are we still talking about yourself?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
How are you doing?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
...faggot
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about edud. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
HEy God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Can your penis touch your butt-hole?
God:
I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.
Me:
Then go **** yourself...

 

[cloakedmapl]

lol.......Good one, it's easy to forget somethings sometimes

 

[Junkers]

Me:
Are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Have you sinned within the last 24 hours?
God:
I don't think I ever have sinned within the last 24 hours. What's it like?
Me:
You like men, doncha?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Do you pray to god?
God:
Yes I try to pray to god as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I don't like god. He called me fat
God:
What do you like? I get it. called you fat.
Me:
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT YOU .... FAKE!
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry! Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Yes you will be sorry. I shall smite thee#
God:
Tell me more. When? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
What repenting your ass? It's a pastime activity
God:
I'll come back to that later. repenting my ass is a pastime activity. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Or does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
What if it didn't?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
What if I did it to you right now
God:
At this moment Try it.
Me:
*repents you* take that *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you a student?
Me:
You pervert, how did you know?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I pervert how did you know.
Me:
You speak out your arse cheeks
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Your welcome. Want some more?
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome". If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Don't correct me! It upsets me to be corrected by a bastard!
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Are you a dictionary?
God:
No I'm a chat robot.
Me:
But you said you were god!
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you just said you're a robot!
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me.
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
I don't like frauds. Tickle your ballls
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I like to kick the **** out of fakes
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It's brilliant. Fakes like you deserve it
God:
Really. it is? "it" being brilliant?
Me:
No, kicking the **** out of you is
God:
Are you serious? Are you a student?
Me:
YES YOU FUCKER!
God:
Where do you go to school? Why are you so mean?

 

[Ron]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ron
God:
OK I will call you Ron.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it Ron.
Me:
Wait, if you were god, shouldn't you already know my name?
God:
I'm waiting. I will let you know when I become a god should not me already know your name.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no. i have no idea what the **** you're saying
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
what the **** are you talking about
God:
The topic is . Please don't be so rude.
Me:
the topic is what?
God:
anything.
Me:
anything?
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
can the topic be anything?
God:
It depends on the environmental factors.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
....

God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

...

 

[FragFrog]

Meh, tbh Fai is better :tongue:

 

[Ron]

Meh, tbh Fai is better :tongue:

oh really?

[Anonymous] hello fai
[Fai] Goodbye Anonymous!

 

[FragFrog]

Yeah, she's especially good with subtle hints

[FragFrog] Are you on my side?
[[Fai]] Of course I am!
[FragFrog]
[[Fai]] Yay!
[Yiriandur] Are you on MY side?
[[Fai]] Of course I am!
[Yiriandur] AHA!
[FragFrog]
[[Fai]] Yay!
[FragFrog] Lies!
[Yiriandur] your mom lies!
[[Fai]] I did that too, how was she?
[FragFrog] How dare you!
[[Fai]] The mind refers to the collective aspects of intellect and consciousness which are manifest in some combination of thought, perception, emotion, will and imagination. But a lot of the human mind is not mapped so know1can answer that question!
[FragFrog] Quite phylosophical that one
[[Fai]] Pfft!

 

[cloakedmapl]

[Anonymous] hi
[Fai] Hi to you too! [20]
[Anonymous] your gay fai
[Fai] From my database, I think. [20]
[Anonymous] your gay from your database?
[Fai] Josh is gay! [7]
[Anonymous] whose josh
[Fai] Why do you think so? [20]
[Anonymous] exactly
[Fai] I do not recognise what you said. What would be a good response?


Ew........I tricked her/it already

 

[Skycut]

[20]
[Anonymous] Penis
[Fai] You should say : I suck penis

I made the bot say that, now it owned me.

 

[cloakedmapl]

how are you people getting owned I owned it =(

 

[Liselotte]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Liselotte
God:
Hi, Liselotte.
Me:
So how am i going to have sex with girls?
God:
Take it easy. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Oh ok. Well can you tell me how to date a girl?
God:
OK. Give me a break. Interesting. You must persuade me to date a girl.
Me:
But i can't see you.
God:
Look closer.
Me:
I only saw clouds, and some stars.
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
I don't know....heaven?
God:
Me either. Are you really a ""?
Me:
a what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Never mind. Can i see you tonight?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
Purple Lobster. I heard they have good bread there.
God:
Violet Lobster. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Purple, not violet.
God:
Violet not violet.
Me:
what>?
God:
I would do a search for it.

lol

 

[cloakedmapl]

lol........remember kids they are bots don't be too serious